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To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

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On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, ""Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.""

The cow objected, ""What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I-ll give back to you."" So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, ""What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I-ll give a life span of 20 years.""

The dog objected, ""What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"" So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, ""Monkeys have to entertain people. You-ve got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I-ll give you 20 years life span.""

The monkey objected. ""What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I-ll give you back."" So God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, ""Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I-ll give you a 20 year life span.""

The man objected. ""What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don-t we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?"" So God agreed.

AND THAT-S WHY....
In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

Once a man did not have much money on his wife--s birthday. He gifts her a cheque of 100 kisses.
In the night his wife thanks him again & tells that she got the cheque cashed from the bank manager. (dedictated to 0300-4000713)
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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, where--s my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab

Sard : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE

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The greatest gift you can give to someone is your time.
Because when you give someone your time, actually you are giving him/them a portion of your life and that will never get back.


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today i decided to send u the most beautifull thing in the world but the post man shouted at me syaing
oye ! post box sy baher nikloo

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Ek pathan naya naya doctor bana. Doctor banne ke baad usne pehla operation kia. Operation theatre se bahir nikal kar kehne laga, Ya Allah: Mera pehla gift qabool karna.

Ek shaks new doctor bana , doctor banene ka baad us ne pehla opertation kiya ,
opertation theater se nikal ka kena laga
ya ALLAH mera pehla gift
kabool karna !!!!