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bas saans chal rahi hai is murday mein--
ab rooh tou tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai

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Usay Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
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Maine Usay Itne Love-Letter post kiye ke,
Wo Postman k Saath Bhaag Gayi.

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