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jawab deney ke liye id note karein
danish
danishsheikh4u@hotmail.com

mujhe aap ke jawab ka inteezaar rahe ga aaur jin hazraat ko jawab nahin pata hai woh mujhe add karalain jawab mill gaye ga

one day two friends are gone to attend the interview.one fellow is fool and other one is clever.1st turn comes to the clever fellow.the interviewer asked
the following query.
a)who is the president of u.s.a.?
ans)bush
b)how many days are there in a year?
ans)365 days
c)how many stars are there in sky?
ans)still scientists are finding
after that clever one coming out form the room.Then fool ask the what are the answers.then he says bush,365,still scients are finding.
then interviewerask the fool fellow
a)what is u r name?
he says bush
b)what is u r age?
365 days
c) are u mad?
he says still scientist are finding.
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one day a man came to a doctors house and said
man: Sir it--s very serious;
doctor: what--s the matter?
man: my friend is very serious>
doctor: what happened?
man: he is vommiting every hour;
doctor: ok
man: what is the fee?
doctor: if u bring the patient to my clinc its just 20 Rupee.
man: what if u treat him in home?
doctor: it is 45 rupee
man: come on doctor let--s go home
>> so the doctor with the man drived home with doctor--s own car,and then they got home
doctor:(anxiously) where is the patient?
man: thank u sir!
doctor: it--s ok where is the patient?
man: he is not here sir!
doctor: then why did disturbed me?
man: SIR when i asked an autorickshaw driver what is the cost to reach from there to here, he said its 90 rupees>
doctor: so what?
man: i got home with 45 rupees sir haa haa haa hah
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A friend is sweet when it is new.but it is sweeter if it is true!but you know what?its sweetest when it is you.....

MILK IS MILK
BUTTER IS BUTTER
MY DEAR FRIENDS
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Boy friend sorry mein tum say shadi nahi karsakta, Ghar walay mana kar rahay hain.

Girl friend ghar mein kon kon hai, Boy friend 1 bewi aur 2 bachay. hahahahah..........

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Maths teacher to Sunny, ?If you have 12 choclates and you give 5 to Shiza, 3 to Sairra and 4 to Sonia then what will you get??
Sunny: - ?Sir 3 new girl friends?.


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.

making 100 friends in a year is not an achivement
but an achivement is
2 make a friend for 100 years
n i know I--ve made it
Thats------ U
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Send one ?SMS And get 2 SMS

friends r like shoes,

some loose n some tight n some fit,

they help u as they walk thru life,

thanx for being of my size.


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03337616430

There were 4 friends:somebody,nobody,brain & mad
One day Somebody & nobody were fighting while Brain was in washroom. And mad called to polljce

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah !!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai

Friends change, I know they do.. but this friend will always belong to
you..
Friends hurt I know they do.. But this friend gets hurt more without
?YOU?!

Aftab khan

Islamabad

two of friends are travelling in a train. there names were pada and tada.
Pada felt toilet in the middile than he gone to toilet and he told that if anybody will sit in his seat then u should cal him. after some time one Bangali came and sat in his place and his friend called him Pada-pada-pada and that Bangali thoughts that they are saying him and atlast he told that Allah-ki-kasam-hum-nahin-pada.

hi my is sana i want to make friendship with only boys. u may contect on my these numbers.







03462740709
03213097160
03213843729

God:I can--t be everywhere so i created FRIENDS.
Devil:I too can--t be every where so i created GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Naeem Jan (Quetta)

Friends r like balloons !




once you let them go




u can never bring dem back!



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tumhari hawa nikaal k apnay pas rakh loon

Jaisay Lohay ko Loha kaat-taa hai,
Jaisay Zehar ko Zehar kaat-taa hai,
Aid din zaroor aap ko…………..
Kuttaa kaatay gaa
(Just to spread smiles, don’t mind pls)
Mob.# 0300-4327237

F= free from all formalities
R= right to say
I= in any way
E= either good r bad
N= no sorry no thanks
D= Dantna peetna allowed


So Friends?





just males contact me

0333 7569406

New friends may be a poem, but old friends are alphabets. Do not forget alphabets, coz u--ll need them to read the poem!




Aftab khan

How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.


Aftab khan

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


Aftab khan