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Friend For Dinner

Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven--t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don--t feel like cooking a fancy meal!

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fool--s thinking about getting married.

A freind is sweet when its new
Friend is sweeter when its tru
Do u know that freind is sweetest when its u.

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I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn--t as beautiful as you.
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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
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God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
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1st friend:u r not my friend,u r my brother
2nd friend:o thanx
1st friend:no problem but my father told me yesterday.

Q. What is a girl friend?
A. Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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