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Once a times a sardarji invite his girlfriend and said ""Dear come tonight no one will be in home""
and in the night when she came she found no one was in the home

sardarji and his friend were complimenting their fathers by telling each other how strong they are. his friend said that ""mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke wo mujhe ek haath se utha sakta hai!""
so sardarji replied ""bas, mera baap itna taakatwar hai ke jab wo pud maarta hai to iski dhotti hi phat jati hai!""

One day a sardar jee was going with her sister.Some body shouted by the side
oye sardar jee kahan ja rahe ho apni girl friend ke saath! then sardar jee replied oye saale girl friend ho gee teree meree te bhen aa :)

DO SEHLIAA BUS MAIN SAFAR KAR RAHI HOOTI HAIN AIK KA RANG BOHAT SUFAID HOOT HAIN OR DOOSRI KA BOHAT KALA,KALY RANG WALI SAHELI PUCHATI HAI KE AAP KON SE CREAM ISTIMAL KAR TI HOO WOH KEHTI HAIN FAIR&LOVELY SUFAID RANG WALI PUCHATI HAI AAP KON SI CREAM USE KARTI HAI TO BUS SE AWAZ AATI HAIN ""CHEERY BLOSSOM-

ek dafa EK SAKKARI JUNGLE MAIN SAKKAR
K LIYE JATA HAI SHER KO MARNE WAQAT US
PATTA CHALA K BANDOOQ MAIN GOLLE NAHIN
HAI
TU SHER KO KEHNAY LAGA K ES DAFA MUJAY
MAAF KAR DO AGLE DAFA TUMHARA SAKKAR KAR LOON GA

1 adme road pay jata hai kay achanak ek car us say takraty hai tu wo khata hai chal andhay ka bacha dakh kay car nahi chala sakta pher wo chalta hai kay achanak gatar main gir jata hai tu tu wo kah5ta hai gater sat chal kaminai kay bhaja dhakkan nahi laga sakta pher wo ek darakh kay nichay khara ho ta hai kay achanak upper say kaboter beat kardayta hai tu wo khata hai kay chal kutty ki bhaji chadi nahi phan sakty

a young woman was describing her date to a friend. after dinner he wanted to come back to my apartment but i refused she said i told him my mother would worry if i did anything like that then wat happened? asked her friend.
He kept insisting and i kept refusing the young woman replied he didnot weaken your resolve did he the friend asked
not a bit in the end we went back to his apartment i figured let his mother worry

Ol- Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol- Fred-s condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned antically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol- Fred used
his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message,he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol- Fred died. He said,""You know, Ol- Fred handed me a note just before
he died. I haven-t looked at it, but knowing Fred, I-m sure there-s a word of inspiration there for us all."" He opened the note, and read, ""Stupid!, you-re standing on my oxygen tube!""

A Sardaar ji was trying to commit SUICIDE, someone asked the reson. He said; My wife has runaway with my friend and I can--t live without my friend...........