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Love Is Not N Exam To Pass/Fail.
Love Is Not A Competition 2 Win/Loss.
Love Is A Feeling In Which U Care 4 Some1
More Than, "What U Do 4 Urself".

PATHAN was Giving his Medical Entrance Exam.

He Gave Definitions as follows:

* Antibody:
Against Everybody.

* Artery:
Study of Fine Art Paintings.

* Cardiology:
Advanced Study of Playing Cards.

* CT Scan:
Scanning 4 Lost Whistle.

* Coma:
Punctuation Mark.

* Bacteria:
Back Door to a Cafeteria. ;-)

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se dour,
Salay wahi Question compulsory hote hain...

Kash koi Exam Result ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karwa lete…

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

hussain(smart guy):i wonder if i get 99 or 98
tayab(not so smart guy):i wonder if i pass or fail
qasim(dumb guy):i wonder by how many marks will i fail with
harry(sardar):i wonder when the exam is.

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause
of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

my nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless,
so i asked GODIS THIS LOVE?GOD REPLIED
NO DEAR EXAMS ARE NEAR.
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THIS NOIS ONLY 4 GIRLS

A gorgeous girl, walks up 2 professor--s cabin and says: I will do anything 2 pass d exam. ... Prof:Anything? ....
Girl:YES ....
Prof:Then go and study.

Kash koi ?exam result? ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete?


Aftab khan