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Sms / Double Meaning
Fatluffy
A Senior Citizen Was Driving Down The Freeway
A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, this car phone rang. Answering, he heard this wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "heck", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
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Apr 05, 2010 at 09:04
Category: double-meaning
Sms / Get Well Soon
Waseem Mughal
You Are Feeling Down
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
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Jan 16, 2010 at 13:01
Category: get-well-soon
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Sms / Independence Day
Waseem Mughal
Thousands Laid Down
Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day… never forget their sacrifice..Happy Independence day
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Aug 13, 2009 at 15:08
Category: independence-day
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
The Sky,s Falling Down,
the sky,s falling down,
the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Sms / Good Night
Ijunoon
Do Not Ever Give Up When U R Down
Do not ever give up when u r down,
it does not matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i will never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
it does not matter if u fall many times,
just remember that each time u fall,
i will never let u reach the ground,
trust me, i will always be around.
Good Night
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-night
Sms / Love
As I Feel The Tear Go Down My Cheek
As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
If I Were A Tear In Ur Eye I Wood Roll Down On To Ur Lips
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down on to ur lips. But
If u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as
I wood be afraid 2 lose u!
If u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as
I wood be afraid 2 lose u!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: dard
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Up & Down
? Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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