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aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

#jokes

Koi dour ho kitna bhi kya ghum hai
magar wo apna hai yeh kya kum hai
chahe naa ho mulaqat kya ghum hai
yaad wo karle yeh kya kisi mulaqat se kum hai

Hum se dour jaoge kaise ,
dil se hume bhulaoge kaise ,
Hum tou wo khusbu hain jo saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok paoge kaisay.

Kuch dour hamare saath chalo
Hum dil ki kahani kehdein ge
Samjhe na tum jisse aankhon se
Woh baat zubaani kehdein ge

Jo pyar karein ge jaanein ge
Har baat hamari maanein ge
Jo juley na hon khud ulfat mein
Woh aag ko paani kehdein ge

Jab pyaas jawan ho jaye gi
Ehsaas ki manzil paye gi
Khamosh rahein ge aur tumhein
Hum apni kahani kehdein ge

Iss dil mein zara tum baitho tou
Kuch haal hamara poocho tou
Hum sada dil hain ashqana‌ mager
Har baat poorani kehdein ge...

DOuR uFAQ PAR CHaAND CHAMKA DIL APNA BHAR AYA
JANE KIA KUCH YAAD AYA HUM TUM KO BATLAYEN KIA
JASHANEY TURB HO TUM KO MUBARAK,
MUJH KO YUNHI REHNE DO
EID KA DIN HAI KHUSHIYUN KA DIN,
LAB PAR SHIKWA LAYEN KIA

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dour ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat mein manzur ho,
Ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho...

Yun dour rehkar dooriyon ko badhaaya nahin karte
Apne deewaano ko sataaya nahinkarte
Har waqt bas jisse tumhaara khayaal ho
Usse apni aawaaz ke liye tadpaaya nahin karte...

Chale gaye hain dour Kuch pal K Liye,
magar karib hain harpal K liye,
Kaise bhulayenge aapko ek pal k liye
jab ho chuki hai dosti umr bhar k liye.

KoI hai jo dua karta hai, Apno mein mujhe bhi gina karta hei, bahut khushnasib samjhte hein khud ko hum, dour rah ke bhi koi yaad kia karta hai