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Ishq bande di zaat o loko,

Te yaari bande da imaan.

Ishq ta munge sir di baazi,

Te yaari munge dil jaan.

Ishq wich banda mitt janda ae,

Te yaari wich ho janda kurbaan.

Ishq nachave gali gali

te yari nachave jahan.

Vekhi donwa nu chhed na baithi,

je ek vich dena painda sir

te duje wich hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.

ACH MAINU AA GAYI JAACH GUM KHAN DI,
HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAN DI,
CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA,
MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAN DI.

E Dil kisi di yaad che Rona hai Fizul,
E ansoon bade ne Anmol inna nu khona hai Fizul.
Royin unna layi jo tere te Fida hon,
Unna layi ki Rona jinaa de Ashique hazaar hon.

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,
sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,
aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,
zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe.

Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,
teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,
saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,
har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai.

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

jeene ki nayi ada di hai, khush rehne ki usne dua di hai,ae khuda use sara jahan de de, jisne mujhe apne dil me thodi si jagah di hai.

JACH MAINU AA GAYI GUM KHAN DI, HOLI HOLI RO KE JI PARCHAUN DI, CHANGA HOYA TU PARAYA HO GAYA, MUK GAYI CHINTA TAINU APNAUN DI.

Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.

Police to sardar : kal subah 5 baje tumhe phansi di jayegi.
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai.
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.

A first standard teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, ""Johnny what is your problem?""
Johnny answered, ""I-m too smart for the first standard. My sister is in the
third standard and I-m smarter than she is! I
think I should be in the third standard too!""

The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal-s office.While
Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the
teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to
answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first standard and
behave.

The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agrees to take the test.

Principal: ""What is 3 x 3?""
Johnny: ""9"".

Principal: ""What is 6 x 6?""
Johnny: ""36"".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third standard
should know. The principal looks at the
teacher and tells her, ""I think Johnny can go to the third standard.""

The teacher says to the principal, ""Let me ask him some questions."" The
principal and Johnny both agree.

The teacher asks, ""What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?""
Johnny, after a moment, ""Legs.""

Teacher: ""What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?""
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Johnny replied, ""Pockets.""

NO reactions or special face symbols on Johnny-s face. He was so cool!

Teacher: ""What does a dog do that a man steps into?""
Johnny: ""Pants""

Teacher: What-s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid ?
Johnny: Coconut

The principal-s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,Johnny was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?
Johnny: Wriglleys Bubble gum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
do on three legs?
Johnny: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some ""Who am I"" sort of questions, answer me.
Johnny: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you-re bored. The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and bit tensed.
Johnny: wedding ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I-m not well, I drip. When you blow
me,
you feel good.
Johnny: nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Johnny: arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an -F- and ends in -K- that means a lot of
excitement?
Johnny: ""Firework""

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ""Put Johnny
in
the fifth standard, I missed the last ten
questions myself.""
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Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di

app ne kabi di hai?ager di hai tu kitni bar di hai.aur detey waqt sharam b mahsus ki hogi.tura dard b huwa hoga.deko please such such batana.detey waqt kiya feeling thi?app ko meri qasam such such batan q k husakta hai k mujay b deni parey.

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