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When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before
a Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
You might be a desi if, you keep switching your internet service
provider because the first month is free.
You might be a desi if, the only reason you go to a
temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.
You might be a desi if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city
for the phone you bought six months ago.
You might be a desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only
because it has better resale value.
You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.
You might be a desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
You might be a desi if, you ask for a small drink at fast food
restaurant because the refill is free.
You might be a desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment
before leaving so you can get full security refund from your
landlord.
You might be a desi if,you don-t know any American outside your work
You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in
your speed dial.
You might be a desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown desi-s
around you.
You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent
your whole country.
You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.
You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper
on the living room floor.
You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city
in US, just so as to say that ""Yes I have been there""
You might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends
for a visit back home.
You might be a desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your
are cooking dinner.
You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their
way in your house.
You might be a desi if, you don-t want to buy a printer because
you can always use the office printer.
You might be a desi if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your
parents fixed you up with.
You might be a desi if, if you smell like a curry.
You might be a desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your
bathroom.
You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and
mailed to your folks back home.
You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.
You might be a desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with
the freshie in the school.
You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a
2-bedroom apartment.
You might be a desi if, you have cooking schedule in your kitchen
cabinet.
You might be a desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at
Kmart.
You might be a desi if, you split the tax from your common
grocery bill.

A gujrat bhai, who recently fall in love was lured into a busy
florist shop by a large sign in the window that read, ""Say It With
Flowers.""

""Wrap up one rose,"" he told the florist.

""Only one?"" the florist asked.

""Just one,"" Gujju bhai replied. ""I-m a man of few words.""