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When you're dead, you're dead. That's it.
Marlene Dietrich

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...

tom: have u heard of the tallest building in the world?
micheal: yes! why?
tom: well my father owns it.
micheal: really! huh only tht have u heard of the dead sea?
tom: yes! why?
micheal: well my father killed it!

a woman was going to die and she said to her husband what whould u do when i would die he said tht i would go mad when u will die she said will u marry an other woman so his husband reply a mad man can do anything