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"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Per,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Pr,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kr,
Us k abbu Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kr,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kr,

Phir do Laate Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Pr,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Pr...

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A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

First opium-addict: ""What date is today?""
Second opium-addict: ""It is Saturday today.""
First opium-addict:I am asking you the date, not the year.