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When A Boy Goes On A Date,
He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky.
But A Girl Already Knows... =P

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
Pogo He Bujhaye Yeh Piyaas... ;->

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas aajae,
Jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae,
Main sara saal akela na rahun
Meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae.
(Ameen)

Wife:honey,What R U Looking 4?

Husband: Nothing

Wife:why Have U Been Reading Our Marriage Certificate 4 An Hour ?

Husband: I Was Just Looking 4 The Expiry Date

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Bethay Hian Naraaz
Qyounka Sheren Rahman Ko Date Pa Lay Gia Hay Faraz'

Aik Aadmi ne Sardar Jee se Poocha

Aqal bari ya bhains??

Sardar ji ne kaha zara sochnay do

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Sardar ne kaha

Oye Phle donon ki date of birth to batao.

a young woman was describing her date to a friend. after dinner he wanted to come back to my apartment but i refused she said i told him my mother would worry if i did anything like that then wat happened? asked her friend.
He kept insisting and i kept refusing the young woman replied he didnot weaken your resolve did he the friend asked
not a bit in the end we went back to his apartment i figured let his mother worry

. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife--s breast for half and
hour and drinks 2 drops of milk. and then he died.
POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to
drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE!!

2 bewakoof baithay batayn ker rahay thay k aik ne dosaray se pocha bataoo aqal bari yaan bhans...is per dosaray bewakoof ne kafi sochnay k baad kaha Yaar date of birth tu bata doo ....