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Waseem Mughal
Clock
Look At The Clock When You Are Sitting idle..
But Never Look At The Clock When You Are Working..
"..Bill Gates
But Never Look At The Clock When You Are Working..
"..Bill Gates
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Dec 03, 2009 at 12:12
Category: quotes
Sms / Love
Madiha
I May Not Be A Clock
I May Not Be A Clock
That May Text You 24hrs A Day..
But My Heart Will Be Like A Clock
That Will Not Stop Caring & Saying U R Always.
That May Text You 24hrs A Day..
But My Heart Will Be Like A Clock
That Will Not Stop Caring & Saying U R Always.
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Nov 07, 2009 at 10:11
Category: love
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Sms / Santa Banta
Unknown
Death At 11 O Clock
There was this case in the hospital-s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery... as to Why the death at 11am?
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil... Just then the clock struck 11... scroll down for what happened...
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner!
thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery... as to Why the death at 11am?
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil... Just then the clock struck 11... scroll down for what happened...
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Death
Sms / Sardar
Unknown
Not Only 12 Clock All The Time
aik dafa aik sardar sahab drakhat per underware pehan kar charhay huay hotay hain or tie bhi pehne hue hote hai or bair kha rahay hotay hain .aik aadmi wahaan say guzarta hai kehta hai sardar sahib kya hua hai under ware pehan kar tie laga kar bair kha rahay ho kehtay hain""tie is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe aa jaanda hai under ware is liay pehne hai k kabhi kabhi koe nahin bhi aanda"" yane ""MAIN NAY TIE IS LIAY PEHAN RAKHE HAI K KABHI KOE AA JAATA HAI OR UNDER WARE IS LIAY PEHNE HAI K KABHI KABHI KOE NAHIN BHI AATA.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Talking Clock
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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