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Teacher: Hamein machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo tou ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Hm jugnu thy, hm titli thy, hm rang barangi panchi thy,
Kuch mah-o-saal ki janat me Maa hm dono bhi sanjhi thy

Mai chota sa ik bcha tha, teri ungli thaam k chalta tha,
Tu dour nzr se hoti thi mai ansu ansu rota tha,

ik khwabon ka roshan basta tu roz mujhe pehnati thi,
Jb drta tha mai raton ko tu apne sath sulati thi,

Maa tumny kitne barson tk es phol ko saincha hathon se,
Zindagi k gehre bhaidon ko mai smjha teri baton se,

Mai teray hath k takiye pr ab b rat ko sota hon,
Maa mai ik chota sa bcha hon teri yad mei ab b rota hon...!

Aik Chota Sa Larka Tha Main Jin Dinon
Aik Mailay Main Puhncha Humakta Hoa
Jee Machalta Tha Aik Aik Shay Per Magar,
Jaib Khali Thi Kuch Mol Lay Na Saka
Laut Aya Liye Hasratain Sainkron
Aik Chota Sa Larka Tha Main Jin Dinon

Khair Mehroomion K Wo Din Tu Gaey,
Aaj Maila Laga Hay Ussi Shaan Say
Aaj Chahon Tu Ik Ik Dukaan Mol Lon
Aaj Chahon Tu Sara Jahan Mol Lon
Naa Rasai Ka Ab Jee Main Dharka Kahan?
Per Wo Chota Sa Nanha Sa Larka Kahan??

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

SANTA : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI,
MAIN QUTAB MINAR TOu GIR GAYA SI...

BANTA"": PHIR BACH GAYA SI K MAR GAYA SI...
SANTA"": PATA NAE ODON MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI...

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.

Jiyo apni zindagi aise,

Jaise ji raha gulab hai.

Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,

Muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata Gulab hai.

AIK DAFA DO SIKH TRAIN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN UN MEIN AIK SIKH BARA HOTA HAI AUR AIK CHOTA . UN KE SAMNE AIK MUSLIM BETHA HOTA HAI . THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE(SARDAR GEE TUSAAN KITHE REHENDE HO)
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE AAN)
CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN VI AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH PHIR BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN AMRATSAR CHE KERE MAHALE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE GONDAL DE MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN) CHOTA SIKH YEH SUN KAR KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI USI MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN US MAHALE CHE KERI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN CHOVI(24) NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN) TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI CHOVI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE KEHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN KERE NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO)TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE(AAPAN 7 NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HAAN)TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI 7. NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE AAN) YEH SAB MUSLIM SE BARDASHT NAHIN HOTA VOH KEHTA HIA (THOHADI AISI DE TAISI TUSI IKO SHEHAR IKO MAHALE IKO GALI TE IKO MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO TE IK DOSRE NOON NAHIN JANDE )
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI (PAA GEE MASLA AAI NAHI ASAL CHE ASI DONON PIU PUT HAAN TE ASI TAAN ZARA TAIM LANGA RAHE SE)
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE (SMILE)