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Mahrukh Nida
Apne Chor Dain
Jis ko apne chor dete hian wo gheron k haath lag jata hai.
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Nov 26, 2018 at 22:11
Category: urdu-quotes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Andaleeb Siddiqui
Chor Gaya Phans
ek ghar mein chor aa jata hai ghar ki malikan bohat motee hotee hai. wo chor ko pakar kar us per baith jaatee hai. or apne naukar ko kehtee hai k tum ja kar police ko laao naukar kehta hai k bibi jee meree chappal nahi mil rahee neeche se chor kehta hai ja bhai meree pehan jaaaa.
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Oct 26, 2018 at 17:10
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mian Chandio
Joota Chor
AIK DAFA AIK AADMI NAMAZ PARNEY CHALA JATA HAI. JAB WOH NAMAZ PARNEY LAGTA HAI TOH APNA NIYA CHAPPAL MUSALE KE AAGE RAKHH LETA HAI ABHI WOH NAMAZ PARNE LAGTA HAI TOH US KO AIK AADMI KEHTA HAI KE AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TOH NAMAZ NEHIEN HOTI TOH WOH ADMI KEHTA HAI AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE HO TOH NAMAZ NAHIEN HOTI AGAR CHAPAL PEECHE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TO PECHHE CHAPPAL NAHIEN HOTI
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Sep 28, 2018 at 02:09
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Chor Police
Ijunoon
3 Chor Pappu, Badde Aur Chotte
Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Phir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hoon!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Phir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hoon!
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Jul 19, 2018 at 04:07
Category: chor-police
Poetry / Sad
Qafilay Rah Main Qadmon K Nishaan Chor Gaye...
Kassh Khushboo Ki Trah Drd Bhi Hijrat Krtay...!!!
Mian Usman
Qafilay Rah Main Qadmon K Nishaan Chor Gaye
Qafilay Rah Main Qadmon K Nishaan Chor Gaye...
Kassh Khushboo Ki Trah Drd Bhi Hijrat Krtay...!!!
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Jul 18, 2018 at 14:07
Category: sad
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Pinky Queen
Dil To Kheta Hai Ke Chor Jaaun Ye Duniya.
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Jun 10, 2018 at 06:06
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Maryam Rauf
1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra.
1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar
#funny #jokes
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar
#funny #jokes
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Mar 21, 2018 at 01:03
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / General
Sadaf Faiz
Jo Chala Gaya Mujhe Chor Ker Main Kabhi Na Usko Bhula Saka
Jo chala gaya mujhe chor ker
main kabhi na usko bhula saka
wohi duriyaan wohi faslay
main kabhi na unko mita saka
kiya usay bhi mujh say payar tha
ya’n shayad use shaoor tha
wo koi ajeeb sawal tha
jo mere samjh main na a saka
meri zindagi ka sakoon tha wo
mairay dil ka aik junoon tha wo
yahi sochta tha main rat bhar
yahi baat na main us ko bata saka
jo kabhi milay ga bahir to
karoon ga main us se shikaytien
wo mila to main lab na hila saka
main kabhi na usko bhula saka ♥
main kabhi na usko bhula saka
wohi duriyaan wohi faslay
main kabhi na unko mita saka
kiya usay bhi mujh say payar tha
ya’n shayad use shaoor tha
wo koi ajeeb sawal tha
jo mere samjh main na a saka
meri zindagi ka sakoon tha wo
mairay dil ka aik junoon tha wo
yahi sochta tha main rat bhar
yahi baat na main us ko bata saka
jo kabhi milay ga bahir to
karoon ga main us se shikaytien
wo mila to main lab na hila saka
main kabhi na usko bhula saka ♥
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Jan 29, 2018 at 10:01
Category: general
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Sharifo Me Koi Chor
Sharifo Me Koi Chor Nai Hota,
Khwabo Me Koi Mor Nai Hota,
Nayi Patang Ka Koi Dor Nai Hota,
Ary Yar!
Hum Se Jo Kare Dosti Woh life me Kabhi 'BORE' nae hota.
Khwabo Me Koi Mor Nai Hota,
Nayi Patang Ka Koi Dor Nai Hota,
Ary Yar!
Hum Se Jo Kare Dosti Woh life me Kabhi 'BORE' nae hota.
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Jan 10, 2018 at 14:01
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Waseem Mughal
Chor
Ek motti ourat ne chor ko pakar lya.
Or os k oopar baith gai.
Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.
Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..
Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.
Or os k oopar baith gai.
Nokar sy kaha police ko bola kr lao.
Nokar,
meri chapal kho gai hai..
Chor,
bhai meri pehan lo magar jaldi se bola kar lao.
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Jan 05, 2018 at 04:01
Category: miscellaneous
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