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child: mummy, mummy can i go on a school trip?
mom: yes
child: i thought you cant afford it?
mom: thats why i bought you a one-way ticket!!!!!!!!!!

aik bachay say kisi teacher nay pochaa kay agar tum maghrib(west) mein jao gay to kia hoga,us nay sochaa or kaha kay ----mein ghroob ho jaoon ga----

a small boy is sent to bed by his father....
(5 miutes later)
da-ad...
what?
i--m thirsty. can u bring me a drink of water?
No. you had ur chance. lights out.
(5 minutes later)
Da-aaaad...
WHAT?
i--m THIRSTY....Can i have a drink of water??
i told you NO!!! if you ask again i--ll have to spank you!!
(5 minutes later)
Daaa-aaaAAAAD.....
WHAT???!!
when u come in to spank me, can u bring me a drink of water?

A Child had never seen his but (pitthi)
once his teacher beat him on his but he came home and looked at his back in the mirror and said :

kautay ki bachi nay do tokray kar diye--

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a child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his hips,he came back home and saw his hips on mirror & said *******KAMEENI NE 2 TUKRAY KAR DIYE.;*******

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....

A small Child said to his father I want to be married Dad
Father -To whom my son?
Child - To the grand mother Dad.
Father - Nonsence, She is my mother .
Child - Dad you married my mother.
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