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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Daud Bhatti
Banta: A Young Woman Called A Policeman Because A Man Tried To Flirt With Her.
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 16:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Life
Moiz Arshad
If We Sleep On Flowers, It's Called Our First Night;
If we sleep on flowers, it's called our first night;
And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!
That's the reality of life!
And if flowers sleep on us, it's called our last night!
That's the reality of life!
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Oct 12, 2014 at 23:10
Category: Life
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Islam / Ahadith
Ijunoon
Indeed, There Is A Gate Of Paradise Called Ar Rayaan
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said: “Indeed, there is a gate of Paradise called ar-Rayaan. On the Day of Resurrection those who fast will enter through it; no one enters it except for them, end when they have entered, it is closed so that no one (else) enters it.”
Sahi Bukhari Eng, Vol.3, #120 & Sahi Muslim Eng, Vol. 2, #2569
Sahi Bukhari Eng, Vol.3, #120 & Sahi Muslim Eng, Vol. 2, #2569
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Aug 22, 2014 at 21:08
Category: ahadith
Sms / Birthday
Waseem Mughal
The Museum Curator Called
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.
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Jan 05, 2011 at 13:01
Category: birthday
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
That called Confidence
Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayers all assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella. That-- called Confidence.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
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