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Relation is when someone hurts u,u dnt hurt back..
When someone shouts at u,
u dont shout back,But
when someone needs u,
u always come back

No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u"ll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!

Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think about the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...

Looking back I find it hard to believe that
I could forget a career in anything other than football but
I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and
your best friend will be there...

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Four Things Never Come Back,
The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So, Think Twice, Act Wise.

Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.

Verily! Allah commands that you should render back
the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa 4:58]

Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

there are 3 people 1from china , 1 from america and 1 from india and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.
(1) The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2) The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3) The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!

if some 1 sayzz u r fool , itzz okay just avoid,if some1 sayzz u r an ediet, jane de yaar , if some 1 sayzz u r soo stupid , just koool down , if some 1 sayzz u r soo cute , thappar maaaaaaaar saale ko , mazaq ki bhi koyi limit shimit hoti hai ...........keep smiling :-D

hi guyzzz hw u doin , hope u ll like it ,

Is kadar intezaar karna padega aapka,
pata na tha
Is kadar bekarar hona padega,
pata na tha
Is kadar yaad aayegi aapki,
pata na tha
kyon guzarata hai sara din aapki yaad mey
pata hai aapko ?
kyon bekrar ho jaata hun mai bin tumhare
pata hai aapko ?
Kyon yaad aati hai aapki har pal
pata hai aapko ?
Ye dooriya ab sahi jaati nahi
chale aao, chale aao
chale aao, chale aao


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** I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.**




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don?t hurts back
When someone shouts at u,
n
u don?t shout back.
BUT
when someone needs u,
u always come back?


Aftab khan