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Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
Next day.
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!

Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai

Servent : nai saheb !

Boss :- Neeche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho ........!

When you take a long time, you`re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he`s thorough.
When you don t do it, you re lazy. When your boss doesn t do it, he s too busy.
When you make a mistake, you re an idiot. When your boss makes a mistake, he s only human.
When doing something without being told, you re overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that s initiative.
When you take a stand, you re being bull-headed. When your boss does it, he s being firm.
When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you re being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he s being original.
When you please your boss, you re ass creeping. When your boss pleases his boss, he s being co-operative.
When you re out of the office, you re wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he s on business.
When you re on a day off sick, you re always sick. When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview. When your boss applies for leave, it s because he s overworked.
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Boss:You look exactly like my third wife.
Secretary: How many times have been married...?
Boss: Twice....
Naeem jan

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”


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