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One of very familiar writer wrote a book consisted on 3000 pages. When the book published police came and delivered the writer to Madhouse. His very close friend wondered that how and why he has to go into madhouse. He suspected that his friend must wrote about any politician. Anyway, he to meet the writer and ask why he is there, his friend replied I did not do anything that I should be transferred here. Even he shows his book to the friend, the first page of book was contained ?How horse run?? and next 2999 pages contained ?Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik??

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn--t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this JOKE !!!

Wife: - Mein tumhari zindagi ki kitab houn.
Husband: - Yeh hi to problem hai! Diary hoti to har saal change kar leta.


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