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Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

There-s an Englishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese man. The Englishman says ""I bet my dog can run round the park 50 times without needing a wee. After 40 times it had a wee."" Then the Scotsman said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 100 times without needing a wee."" After 90 times, the dog had a wee. Then the Chinese man said ""I bet my dog can run round the park 200 times without needing a wee."" It got round 200 times without needing a wee. The Englishmen and Scotsman said to the Chinese man ""How did it do that?"" The Chinese man said ""Me not stupid, me not silly, me tie knot in my dogs wiily""

Two deaf men were discussing in the train.
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore

TEEN DOOST BETHE SHARAB PEE RAHE HTE HEN UN MEN SE AIK PAKISTANEE HOTA HE AIK INDIAN OR AIK ANGRAIZ.TEENOON SAUDEE ARAB MEN HOTEE HEN. AIK DAFA TEENOON SHARAB PEE RAHE HOTEE HEN OR UN KO POLICE PAKER KER LE JATEE HE.UN KO 40 KOROON KEE SAZA SUNAYEE JATEE HE.
JAB WOH ANGRAIZ KO KOREE MARNE LAGTE HEN TO UN SE KEHTE HEN KEH APNEE KHREE KOAHISH BATAO. WOH KEHTA HE KEH MEREE KOAHISH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 1 TAKYA RAKH DO.WOH ISIS TARHA KERTE HEN OR PHIR KORE MARTE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
US KE BADD INDIAN KEE BAREE ATEE HE US SE BHEE US KEE AKHREE KOAHISH POOCHTE HEN WOH SOCHTA HE KEH ANGRAIZ NE AIK TAKYYA RAHKWAYA THA TO TAKLEEF HOYEE THEE MEN 2 RAKHWA DETA HOON. WOH YAHEE BATA HE US KEE KAMER PER DO TAKYE RAKH DETE HEN LEKIN PHIR BHEE US KO
BOHAT TAKLEEF HOTEE HE.
ABB BAREE ATEE HE PAKISTANEE KEE US KO KEHTE HEN KEH TUM MUSALMAN HO ISS LEYE APNEE DO AKHREE KOAHISH BATA SAKTE HO.PAKISTANEE UN SE KEHTA HE KEH MEREE PEHLEE KOAHISH YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER PER 40 KEE BAJAYE 80 KOREE MAREE JAYEN OR DOOSREE YEH HE KEH MEREE KAMER
PER INDIAN KO LITA DEYA JAYE. US KEE DONONN KOHASISH POOREE KER DEE JATEE HEN OR YOON BECHARA INDIAN.............HAHAHAHAHHAHA

God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you-ll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!

The donkey answered: I-ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. And God gave him 20 years.

God created the dog and told him: You will look after the man-s house, you will be his best friend, you will eat whatever he gives you and you will live 25 years. You will be a DOG!

The dog answered: God, living 25 years is too much, give only 10. God gave him 10 years.

God created the monkey and told him: You will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years.

The monkey answered: God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years. And God agreed.

Finally, God created man, and told him: You will be Man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years.

The man answered: God, I-ll be man, but living 20 years is not enough, why don-t you give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 20 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years that the monkey refused.

That was what God did, and since then, Man live 20 years like a man, then he enters adulthood and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave home, spends 15 years like a dog, looking after the house and eating whatever is given to him, then he gets into retirement, and spends 10 years like a monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grandchildren.

LIFE IS NOTHIG BUT JOKE
ITS A BIG JOKE AND NOTHING IS BIG THAN JOKE

eik old man ko air hostis na thapar mar deya barabar main hoay man na kaha app na us kya kah deya tha jo us na aap ko thapar mar deya old man na kaha main us pucha pashab ki jaga kahain ha us na kaha peshay main na kaha hamaray zamanay main to aagay hoti thi

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

A man is daying of cancer
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom

ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::

A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.

when ever u feel sad n tears come out. dont 4get 2 let me know i m alwayzzzzzz there 4 u bcozzzz........
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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

WHEN A MANE OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF ONE THING :EITHER THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE.

A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. What? questioned the bartender, Why would you want so many martinis...

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


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LUK AT DA WORLD AS 1 BIG CHOCOLATE CAKE IT WOULD NEVER B COMPLETE WITHOUT 4 SWEET ND NUTS, ........ SWEET like ME ND NUTS like U?......HAAAAAA, HEY PLZ AGAR KISI KO YEH JOKE SUN KAR HANSI NA B AI TU PHIR B HANSNA OKZZZZ HAMAY ACAH LAGAY GA BYEEEEEEE ,,,,,,,,

Girl: - I want a responsible man as husband.
Man replies, ?That?s me, because whenever anyone gets pregnancy in my area, she says I am responsible?.


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a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA

What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai 0322=4038808

Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari

Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali

Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari

Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi

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A man is not complete until he is married, After that he is finished!

Different Phases of a man:



After engagement: Superman



After Marriage: Gentleman



After 10 years: Watchman



After 20 years: Doberman




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The difference between God and Man being is... God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!



Aftab khan (T@BI)

A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.


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Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?

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