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EXams song by Munna bhai

'Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega'
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega'

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo'
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Circuit Munna Bhai Se,

Bhai ye pakistani Log 14 Aug pe jashan kyun manatey hein?

Munna bhai:
Boley tou
QUAID-E-AZAM
ne apun ke Baapu ki waat lagai thi na.. Haha :-D

Dhiru bhai from heaven:
""Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna Reliance"".
Mukesh: ""Hello kon bol raha hai?
thik se sunai nahi deta.
Call me on my HUTCH mobile!""

Exame song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaaro,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaagey.
Ek pariksha khatam,
Tou duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Maine kaha ""Dil Ruba""
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha ""

Usne kaha balance bhijwao
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai""

ek din akhbaar main job ka add aata hain or wo job sirf pathano kay liyea hotha hain aglay din office kay bahar pathanu ki lambi line hoti hain sub pathan bari bari enterview de ne jaa tahay hain sawal yea hotha hain kay 25or25 kitnay hothay hain koie kahtha hain 20 or koie 30 tu koie 40 or koie 48
aglay din akhbaar main add atha hain kay 48 answer walay ko nokri milgai logo
ne pucha kay bhai 48 walay ko kiun nokri de di tu unhonay jawab diyea k un sub pathan bhai yeun maim say yeahi sub say kareeb thay

ramzan kay din thay,mujhe pata nahi tha kay ramzan main segrate nahi petay,main dopahar 2:00 bajay segrate petay hoi jaraha tha kay aik khan sahib nay mujhe roka aur kaha kay rozay main segrate nahi petay mainay segrate phanktay hoi kaha kay khan sahib app nay bhi to niswar lagai hoi hay is par khan sahib nay niswar phaiktay hoi kaha kay""AOI KHANA KHARAB,SEHRY MAin LAGAI THI nikaalna YAAD HI NAHI RAHA""