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Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

#jokes #lateefay

Suno Ek Bat Kehni Hay
Jo Kehni Bhi Zaruri Hay

Na Keh Paenge Phir Tumse
Jo Bs Tumse Hi Kehni Hay

K Yun Naraz Ho Kr Tum
Mere Dil Ko Dukhate Ho

Meri Tanhai Men Bhi
Mujhe Aa Kr Rulate Ho

Mere Zakhmon Pe Marhm Bhi
Jata Kr Tum Lgate Ho

Hui Mujhse Jo Ghalti Bhi
Mujhe Ab Maaf Bhi Kr Do

Bhala Dil Ko Dukha Kr Tum
Sukun Kese Yun Patay Ho

Suno Ab Bhool Bhi Jao
Jo Baten Hen Purani Si

Jo Sab ko Dukh Hi Deti Hen
Unhen Dafna K Tum Aao

Mujhe Sung Apne Le Jao
Khushi Hum Mil K Bantain Ge

Suno Ek Bat Kehni Hay

bat phulon ki suna karte the
ham kabhi sher kaha karte the

mashalen leke tumhare gam ki
ham andheron mein chala karte the

ab kahan aisi tabiyat wale
chot kha kar jo dua karte the

tark-e-ehsas-e-muhabbat mushkil
han magar ahl-e-wafa karte the

bikhri bikhri zulfon wale
qafile rok liya karte the

aj gulshan mein shaguf-e-sagar
shikwe baad-e-saba se karte the

'Tumhain Ik Bat Kehni Hai,

'Magar Naraz Mat Hona,

'K Tum Jo Har Ghari Mujhko,

'Itna Yaad Aatay Ho,

'Hamain Itna Satate Ho,

'K Hum Tum Door Hain Dono,

'Bohat Majboor Hain Dono,

'Naa Itna Yaad Ao Tum,

'Naa Youn Itna Satao Tum,

'K Itna Yaad Aa Kar Yun,

'Hamain Pagal Bana K Tum,

'Faqat Itna Bata Do K,

'Hamari JAAN Lo Gay Kya?

'Magar Ye Bhi Haqeeqat Hai,

'Tumhari YAAD Hi To Hai,

'Jo Har Pal Saath Rehti Hai,

'Khushi Main Bhi, Ghamon Main Bhi,

'Udaasi K Palon Main Bhi,

'Tumhari YAAD Hi To Hai,

'Jo Har Pal Ye Batati Hai,

'Mujhe Ehsas Dilati Hai,

K

"HUM TUM BIN ADHURE Hain''

Tumhain Ik Bat Kehni Hai

Magar Naraz Mat Hona

K Tum Jo Har Ghari Mujhko

Itna Yaad Aatay Ho

Hamain Itna Satate Ho

K Hum Tum Door Hain Dono

Bohat Majboor Hain Dono

Naa Itna Yaad Aoo Tum

Naa Youn Itna Satao Tum

K Itna Yaad Aa Kar Yun

"Hamain Pagal Bana K Tum"

Faqat Itna Bata Do K

Hamari JAAN Lo Gay Kya?

Magar Ye Bhi Haqeeqat Hai

Tumhari YAAD Hi To Hai

Jo Har Pal Saath Rehti Hai

Khushi Main Bhi, Ghamon Main Bhi

Udaasi K Palon Main Bhi

Tumhari YAAD Hi To Hai

Jo Har Pal Ye Batati Hai

Mujhe Ehsas Dilati Hai

K

HUM TUM BIN ADHURE Hain

Na Jee Bhar K Dekha Na Kuch Bat Ki
Barri Aarzu Thi Mulaqaat Ki

Shab_E_Hijer Tak Ko Ye Tashveesh Hai
Musafir Ne Janay Kahan Raat Ki

Muqaddar Meri Chashm_E_Pur Aab K
Barasti Hui Raat Barsaat Ki

Main Chup Tha To Chalti Hawa Ruk Gaie
Zuban Sab Samajhtay Hain Jazbaat Ki

Kaie Saal Say Kuch Khabar He Nahe
Kahan Din Guzra, Kahan Raat Ki... .
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Ana Parast hai etna ke har bat se pahle
Woh uth ke band meri har kitab kar dega
Me sach kahonga phir bhi haar jaon ga
Woh jhoth bolega la jawab kar dega