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Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?

Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.

PHIR BITAY BARA MAH ,PHIR AI EID HAI
PHIR KHUSHIYAN BIKHRI KAY MUqae EID SAEEID HAI
DEKHIYE KIS RANG MAIN MILAINGI HAMAIN KHUSHIYAN
KAY LOGO NE TERE ANAY KI SUNAI NAVEED HAI

AIK DAFA DO SIKH TRAIN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHE HOTE HAIN UN MEIN AIK SIKH BARA HOTA HAI AUR AIK CHOTA . UN KE SAMNE AIK MUSLIM BETHA HOTA HAI . THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE(SARDAR GEE TUSAAN KITHE REHENDE HO)
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE AAN)
CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE
(AAPAN VI AMRATSAR CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD CHOTA SIKH PHIR BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN AMRATSAR CHE KERE MAHALE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN AMRATSAR CHE GONDAL DE MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN) CHOTA SIKH YEH SUN KAR KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI USI MAHALE CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE POOCHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN US MAHALE CHE KERI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HO) TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN CHOVI(24) NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN) TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI CHOVI NO. GALI CHE REHENDE HAAN)
THORI DER BAAD PHIR CHOTA SIKH BARE SIKH SE KEHTA HAI KE (SARDAR GEE TUSAN KERE NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO)TO BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE(AAPAN 7 NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE HAAN)TO CHOTA SIKH KEHTA HAI KE (AAPAN VI 7. NO. MAKAN CHE REHENDE AAN) YEH SAB MUSLIM SE BARDASHT NAHIN HOTA VOH KEHTA HIA (THOHADI AISI DE TAISI TUSI IKO SHEHAR IKO MAHALE IKO GALI TE IKO MAKAN CHE REHENDE HO TE IK DOSRE NOON NAHIN JANDE )
BARA SIKH KEHTA HAI (PAA GEE MASLA AAI NAHI ASAL CHE ASI DONON PIU PUT HAAN TE ASI TAAN ZARA TAIM LANGA RAHE SE)
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE (SMILE)

Jung ke doraan chief commander ne sardaar ji ko order diya k pahari per dushman ki jo chuki nazar aa rahi hai woh mujhe das minute ke andar tabaah milni chahiye. Dus minute ke baad sardaar ji aate hain aur chief commander ko batate hain k maine choki tabaah kardi hai. usi waqt phone pe commander ko pata chalta hai k dushman ne unki pahari wali choki tabah kardi hai. Yeh sun kar commander ne time dekha toh ghari per bara baj kar das minute hoye they.

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