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Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein
tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth
jaongi mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi
suna ap ne
Husband:Zanani ban Zanani
Gillani na ban'

Chehre peh ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne tou chalaayi thi ret pe ungli
gaur se dekha tou unki tasveer si ban gayi ...

Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi,
meri vafa hi meri saza ban gai,
dil liya aur khel kar tod diya,
hamari jaan gai or unki adaa ban gai.

Chehre peh ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo nah chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
Humne tou chalaayi thi raith peh ungli
Gaur se dekha tou Apki tasveer si ban gayi...

Aankhen unchi hui tou dua ban gayi,
Aankhen nichi hui tou haya ban gayi,
Jo jhuk kar uthi tou khataa ban gayi,
Aur uth kar jhuki tou ADAA ban gayi.

Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeet kar khush hue tou kya,
Haar kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.

Jis tarah aik machar ko maarnay se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Jo khusboo ban ke dil mein bas gaya hai,
Khuda jaane woh mujhse kyon khafa hai !

WO chehra gam se kumlane na paye,
Mere hoton pay ab bhi ye duaa hai !

Tabassum hai labon pe dil mein nafarat,
Yahi iss daur ka naks e wafa hai !

Judaa hokar bhi sabke sath Hun mai,
Nahin maloom yeh kaisi saza hai !

Zamana chup hai aur bole hai zakhmi
Yah uski bezubaani ka sila hai !!

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke

do 100 manzil ki buildings hoti hain dono buildings key darmian ek pipe hota hai. ek admi daily us pipe key beech main akar excersice karta hai ek din us ka haath slip horaha hota hai who chillata hai baachao
baachoa ek awaz ati hai apna ek haat choor do who bolta hai agar main apna ek haath choor don ga to mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna ek haath choor do wo ass pass dekhta hai koi nazar nahin ata wo soochta hai key koi jin ki awaz hai shayad who bacha ley ga who apna ek haath choor deta hai. phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who bolta hai agar main ney apna doosra haath choor dia to main mar jaon ga phir awaz ati hai apna doosra haath choor do who soochta hai shayad koi jin hai agar main apna doosra haath choor don to shayad main bach jaon who apna doosra haath bhi choor deta hai aur gir ker mar jaata hai. phir awaz ati hai ha ha ha chutiya heheheheheheh

Nurse: Congrats Sardar ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Sardar: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!


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