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ik lady teacher nay apnay student ko kaha k beta tum apnay dady se poochna k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
larka gher aaya aur apnay dady se poochnay laga k dady teacher pooch rahi thin k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
to baap nay kaha beta teacher se kehna bachon ( children) ki gaza (food ) baron (big ) ka maza
baap nay bete se kaha k beta tum apni teacher se poochna k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to larka aglay din school gya aur teacher k question ka answer diya aur kaha k teacher mere dady yeh pooch rahay thay k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to teacher nay answer diya k ...................................................................................................................
3 mint ka maza 9 month ki saza
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Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

Aik dafa ka zikar hai kisi mulk main aik badshah tha usay apnay bachay ki khatnay kerani thy. Us nay pooray mulk main mandi kerady thy jo is shair ki ankh nikalay ga woh hy banda is bachay ki khatnay keray ga us kay baad woh banda jo manga ga us ko milayga.sary mulkoo say log atay hai laikin koi kamiyaab nhy hota hai.phir aik Pathan bhai atay hai kay main nikaloo ga is shair ki ankh badshah bolta hai theek hai tunay nikali to tum jo bolo gay tumhain milayga. Phir pathan bhai ko us jaga mian bhaijdetay hai jahan shair bandha howa hota hai thori dair baad kafi cheekh oo Pukaar ki awaz aty hai thory dair baad pathan bhai nikaltay hai aur kehtay hain kahan hai woh bacha jis ki ankh nikalni hai ....!!!!! ahahah ahahah ahaha lolz....

yeh waqt nahi hai ronay ka
yeh waqt hai baccha honay ka
uswaqt tu kion na royee thi
jab tu chipak ke soyee thi

ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........................hahahahaha kaisa tha joke ......................hahahahaha

bandar ka bacha apni maa say kahta hai maa main itna badsoorat kyun hoon uss ki maa nay kaha kay khuda ka shokar ada karo uss ko dehko jo yah joke par raha hai ha ha aha if u like this sms me 03008837688

Aik admi ne apni biwi sy kha k in 3 main sy last wala bcha kis ka hai kion k who wala bacha kala tha. biwi boli sach bta?.yahi wala tmhara hai

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aik bacha bohot galia nikalta tha ,uss ke maa baap pereshaan the,aik dafa usss ke baab aur maa ke dost araahay the,toh uske baap ne bachay ko train la di ,taaaa keee woh train se khelta rahay aur galian(abuses) na nikalay.mehmaan aye toh bacha train se khel raha tha ,aik daaaamm se bachay ne bola ,ghastooon station aaa gaya hai
utar jaon, dallah area aa gaya hai abb dallah driving school bhi yahan haaiii,uthro,bahir ke kutay loog andar aaa jaien

ma me kease paida huwa ??? ma me ne 1 matka zameen me dafan keya or 40 din baad usy nikala to us me tom thay bacha acha ma to me aisay paida huwa??? ma han beta/// bachay ne b aisa hi keaya or 40 din baad matka zameen se nikala??? to us me maindak tha bacha bola//?? dil to krta hai k yahin tomhari jaan lay lon par kya karon tom meri olaad ho???? ha ha ha ha ha

BUSH ki car k neeche 1 puppy a k mar gayahe told da driver to findthe ownerof this littelelittle puppy to give compensation .driver went and when he came back he had a lot of roses around his neck.bush was surprised and asked him.driver said,, sir men ne un logon se sirf itna kaha k main bush ka driver hun or kutte ka bacha mar gaya he.ye sun karwo mujhe gale lagane lage orye sare har mere galey main dal diye

bush ki car k neeche 1 kute ka bacha a k mar gaya.bush ne driver se kaha .is k malik ko dhundo or 1 lakh doaler de kar ao.driver paise dene k bad jub wapas aya to us k galay main phoolon k haar dekh kar bush ne poocha ye haar kis ne dale?driver kehne laga... sir main ne jaa kar sirf itna kah k main bush ka driver hun or kute ka bacha mar gaya he,,,,, logon ye sunte hi mere galay main phoolon k haar dal die[shoaib iqbal]