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Kinza Hussain
Baal
aik orat apny dewar say kahti hy k mein tum ko panch ropy don gi.tum mujy apny bhai k aik baal la do.dewar apni bhabi say kahta hy k app mujy das rupay dein mein app ko bhai ki sari vig la don ga.
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Nov 28, 2018 at 00:11
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Sehar Saeed
3 Baal
ek ladki ke 3 baal hote hein..usne ek party mein jana hota hai isliye who ek beautypurlor mein chali jatti hai aur beautition se kehti hai ke yaar meri chuttiya hi banna do.who ladki uski chutya bana hi rahi hoti hai ke uska ek baal toot jatta hai.who beautition afsoos se kehti hai ke sorry madame aap ka ek baal toot gya..to is mein who ladki kehti hai acha chalo mera jurah bana do.who uska jurha bana hi rahi hoti haike 2 baal bhi toot jatta hai..phir mazrat kar ke kehti hai sorry madame aap ka 2 baal bhi tootgya hai..ismein who ladki kehti hai ke kuch nahi hota mein party mein khulle baal se hi chali jatti hon heheheh....
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Aug 16, 2018 at 01:08
Category: miscellaneous
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Poetry / 24
Naye Kapre Badal Kar Jaun Kahan Aur Baal Banao Kis K Liye
naye kapre badal kar jaun kahan aur baal banao kis k liye
wo shakhs to shahar hi chor gaya ab khak uraoon kis k liye
jis dhup ki dil ko thandak thi wo dhup usi k sath gai
in jalti bujhti galiyon main ab khak uraoon kis k liye
wo shahar main tha to us k liye auron se milna parta tha
ab aisay waisay logon k main naz uthaoon kis k liye
ab shahar main es ka badal hi nahi koi waisa jan-e-gazal hi nahi
aiwan-e-gazal main lafzon k guldan sajaun kis k liye
muddat se koi aya na gaya sunsan parri hai ghar ki faza
in khali kamron main Nasir ab shamma jalaun kis k liye...!
wo shakhs to shahar hi chor gaya ab khak uraoon kis k liye
jis dhup ki dil ko thandak thi wo dhup usi k sath gai
in jalti bujhti galiyon main ab khak uraoon kis k liye
wo shahar main tha to us k liye auron se milna parta tha
ab aisay waisay logon k main naz uthaoon kis k liye
ab shahar main es ka badal hi nahi koi waisa jan-e-gazal hi nahi
aiwan-e-gazal main lafzon k guldan sajaun kis k liye
muddat se koi aya na gaya sunsan parri hai ghar ki faza
in khali kamron main Nasir ab shamma jalaun kis k liye...!
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Nov 17, 2017 at 23:11
Category: 24
Articles / Health
Ijunoon
Gajar Ka Juice Nakhun Baal Daant Or Hadiyun K Liye Mufeed
گاجر کا استعمال بینائی تیز کرنے کی صلاحیت ہی نہیں رکھتا بلکہ اس کے کئی طبی فوائد بھی ہیں ۔گاجر کا جوس ناخن ،بال ، دانت اور ہڈیوں کیلئے انتہائی مفید ہے ۔ طبی ماہرین کا کہنا ہے کہ گاجر میں وٹامن اے ، بی...
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Feb 16, 2015 at 09:02
Category: health
Baatein / Ammi Ji Ki Baatein
Javed Ashraf
Seedhay Baal Bana Kar Dikha Do
har waqt baal bikhra k ghoomti ho Allah ka wasta hai seedhay baal bana kar dikha do insaan ki bachi lago gi.
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Jun 09, 2014 at 10:06
Category: ammi-ji-ki-baatein
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Yeh Jo Haseeno Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hain,
Ladkon ko Phassane ke jaal hote hain,
Nah jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inho ne,
Tabhi tou inke Hont Laal Hote Hain...
Ladkon ko Phassane ke jaal hote hain,
Nah jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inho ne,
Tabhi tou inke Hont Laal Hote Hain...
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Nov 19, 2007 at 09:11
Category: dard
Sms / Shairi
Aslam Baig
Ye Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain
YE JO LADKIYON KE BAAL HOTE HAIN
LADKO KO PHASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN
PI JATI HAIN KHOON HUM JAISE LADKO KA
ISI LIYE TOU HONTH ITANE LAL HOTE HAIN
LADKO KO PHASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN
PI JATI HAIN KHOON HUM JAISE LADKO KA
ISI LIYE TOU HONTH ITANE LAL HOTE HAIN
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: shairi
Tags: Ladki
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Eik Baal Ki Jaghan
shadi sy pehly lerki apny deaver sy kehti hain tum mujhy apny bhai jaan ka eik baal lado main tumhin paanch ropy dongi main ny kitaab main rakhna hain deaver bhabi"" aap mujhy das ropy dain main aap ko bhai jaan ki sary vigh hi laa donga""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Eik Baal Ki Jagha
Shadi se phely larki apne dever se kehti hai, tum muje apne bahijan ka eik baal la do mein tume 5 roppe do gi mein ne apni book me rakna hai.
dever kehta hai, aap muje 10 roppe de mein aap ko bahijan ki sari vigg he la do ga
dever kehta hai, aap muje 10 roppe de mein aap ko bahijan ki sari vigg he la do ga
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Marital Woes
Unknown
Teen Baal...
Ekk Aurat hoti hain unke sar main Teen Baal hote hain.Wu jab POULOUR jati hain tu POULOUR wali se kehti hain ke mujhe shadi main jana hai zara mere Baal band do POULOUR wali CHUTIYA band rahi hoti hai ke unka ekk Baal tout jata hai tu POLOUR wali kehti hai ke sorry app ka ekk baal mujhe se tout gaya hai tu wo Aurat kehti hain ke koi baat nahin CHUTLA band do POULOUR wali CHUTLA band rahi hoti hai ke ekk aur baal tout jata hai wu bolti hai ke sorry app ka ekk aur baal tout gaya hai tu wu Aurat gusse se uth kar kehti hain ke rehne do main baal khol kar hi chali jaoungi.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Haseno Ke Baal
yeh jo haseno ke baal hote hai,ladko ko phasane ke jaal hote hai, pii jati hai saara khoon ladko ka, tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Haseeno Ke Baal
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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