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larka: larki se
yeh larkiyan to pepsi ki tarrah hoti hai dil karta hai peetay hi jao peetay hi jao


larki: larkay se :
yeh larkay shezan ki tarrah hotay hain peetay jao lakin jab maza aanay lagta hai to khattam
hahahahahah

aik dafa aik aadmi nai toa rakha huwa tha ,budha totai ki wajah sai bahot praishaan tha , qunkai budha jab bhi gar aat atha toa tota usai yehi kehta tha aageya budha pagal aageya bidha pagal.
in short, budhai nai socha perhaps tota akaila hai jiski wajah sai sathya geya hai. usnai aik totee khreed li aik din budha gar aya to tota aur totee dono batain kar rahai thai dono nai kaha kai , wel come budhai ,wel come budha. ab budha bahotkhush that kai chalo dono da dil to behel geya.
after a few days, budha gar aaya to joon hee usnai qadam rakha totai ne kah budha pagal aageya aur totee nai kaha allah karkai mar ja-a-. budha pagal allah kar kai mar ja-a-.

aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

aik aadmi mer jata hai ,farishtay us k pass atay hain aur poochtay hain k tum janataur duzakh mein se kis mein jana chahu geyvo kehta hai k dekh ker faisla karoon ga.vo pehlay janat dekhnay jata hai vahan dekhta hai k loog aibadat mein masroof hain is k baad duzakh dekhnay jata hai vahan kya dekhta hai k loog disco dances aur khanay piinay mein masroof hain aur mazay lay rahein hain chunanchay vo faisla kerta hai k vo duzakh jaey ga.vo bara khush khush duzakh kii taraf chal perta hai aur jaisay hii duzakh mein enter hu jata hai tu ilaan hota hai k AB CHAEY KA WAKFA KHATAM HUA JATA HAI IS LIAY SAB ULTAY LATAK JAO heeheheeh [bazoaq loogon ko ye lateefa zaroor pasand aey ga likin auroon k baray mein kuch kaha nahin ja sakhta heeheheh]

----kaha aik molvi ne dekh kar juta mere agy----
agar ho samny juta to phir sajjda nahi hota----
----kaha main ne baja hay irshad aap ka----
agar pechay rakhin juta to phir juta nahi hota----

main nay kaha chand se dekha hay meray yar ko kahen
chand ne kaha aby pagal itne upar se dekhta hay koi

hamsaya; sardaar ji main raat 2 bajay kisee kaam say bahir nikla to mainay dekha k app k bedroom ki khirk khuli thee, meree nigah ghalati say under par ga--ee, main bohot mu--aafi chahta, lekin sardaa ji aap khirki band karliya karain na
sardaar ji; main tumhain mazay ki baat bata--oon, main to raat ghar pe hi nahi tha, hahahaha

Aik murtaba aik haathi aur aik cheunti scooter par jaa rahay hotay hain . Haathi scooter chala raha hota hai aur cheunti peechay bethi hoti hai . Donon apni baaton mein mugun hotay hain kay achaanak saamnay sey truck aajata hai aur unn donon ka accident ho jaata hai . Accident mein haathi murr jaata hai aur cheunti buch jaati hai . < Ab sawaal yeh hai kay cheunti kaisey buch jaati hai > @N$ER < Cheunti iss liyay buch jaati hai kyoon kay woh HELMET pehni hoti hai >

ak dafa ka zikar hai k ak hati aur chunti dost the.wo dono khel rahe the k achanak hati ki ma agayi.hati gabra kar kehta hai k ab kya karoon mar parhe gi.chunti kehti hai ghabrao nahi mere peche chup jao.hahahahahah