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eik admi jahaz(aeroplane) mein betha hota hai...wahan woh air hostess ko bulata hai..us ko kehta hai ke mujh ko ulti(vomit) ane wali hai tu ap mujhe eik plastic ka bag dain den...woh air hostess u admi ko woh bag de ker chali gati hai....thuri dair bar (after some time) woh ati hai...aur dekhti hai ke sab loog ulti(vomit) ker rahe hote hain..tu woh us admi se poochti hai ke ye sab vommit kyon ker rahe hain....woh jawab deta hai....ke main ne vommit ki...tu sab ne mujhe deekhna shuroo kar dia....main ne woh vommit pee li(drink ker li) tu sab ne vommit kerni shuroo ker di

ek dafa ki bat hai ek molvi kahda nali main se apna pasa mikal raha tha soti se aur ram ram kaha raha tha,,,,,, pas se ek pandit guzra vo molvi ko ram ram kahate haran ho gaya vo molvi ke pas jata hai aur bochta hai ke tum to molvi ho tum ram ram kiyon kaha rahe ho?????
Molvi kahta hai ke ye jaga gandi hai is liye main allah ka naam nahi le sakta

zaalim thaa vo aur zulm kii aadat bhii bahut thii
majabuur the ham us se muhabbat bhii bahut thii

us butt ke sitam sah ke dikhaa hii diyaa ham ne
go apanii tabiyat mein bagavat bhii bahut thii

vaaqif hii na thaa ramz-e-muhabbat se vo varnaa
dil ke liye thorii sii inaayat bhii bahut thii

yun hii nahiin mashhuur-e-zamaanaa meraa qaatil
us shaKhs ko is fun mein mahaarat bhii bahut thii

kyaa daur-e-Gazal thaa ke lahuu dil mein bahut thaa
aur dil ko lahuu karane kii fursat bhii bahut thii

har shaam sunaate the hasiinon ko Gazal ham
jab maal bahut thaa to saKhaavat bhii bahut thii

bulavaa ke ham 'Ajiz' ko pasheman bhii bahut hain
kyaa kiijiye kambaKht kii shoharat bhii bahut thii

yakeen aur dua nazar nahi aati lekin namumkin ko mumkin bana deti hai.