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Train chal rahi hoti raat ka waqt hota hai to aik aadmi train ko roknai ke liyee chain khainchta hai to auper se awaz aati hai "" abay kiya karta hai "" phir woh aadmi phir chain khainchta hai to phir wohi awaz aati hai "" abay ganda tum kya karta hai "" kafi deer tak woh karta rehta hai lakin train ko roknai naqam ho jata hai phir jab sobah hoti hai to aur walai bed se aik pathan aata aur ghusai main kehta hai
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""

ek defa ek toota aur ak sardaar ji jahaz main safar kar rehay hotay hain sardar ji se samanay wali seet par aik larki bethi hoti hai toota bar bar larki ko charta hai larki khamaash rehti hai ketoota hai koibaat nahin janwor hai uus ko dhekh kar sardar ji ka bi dil lalachata hai woh bi larki ko chertay hain larki samajti hai ke toota hi hai lekin toota deekh leta hai toota sardar ji se poochta hai
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ustad shagird se!barf ko jomley mai istimal karo .
shagird! pani thanda hai.
ustad!barf kaha chala gaya.
shagird!wo tho pigal gaya

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

Do doost hotai hain.aik ka naam hota hai love aur doosrai ka naa hota hai sala!
Aik martaba donoon kehien ja rahai hotai hain,suddenly love gutter main ghir jata hai....
batien kyon????

Iss liyai kyon kai LOVE IS BLIND!hehehehe

Per uss kai baad sala bhi uss kai peechai gutter main ghir jata hai.

batien kyon????

arai baba iss liyai kyon kai...
LOVE KAI LIYAI SALA KUCH BHI KERAIGA!!

HAAHAHAHAA....

aik sindhi naukar aik english admy kay ghar naukry karta hai naukar masalay baith kar masalay kotra hota hai woh apnay malik ko jakar dikhata hai malik bolta hai good to woh samjh ta hai kay koto masalay ko koto to who phir say bolta hai malik very very good
who phir say usay dikhata hai woh phir say bolta hai very very good phir say bolta hai akhar main who sary masaly malik kay mon pay phink kar chala jata hai.

maan ghar chalati hai bv zubaan chalati hai, maan asmaan sey nechey lati hai bv zeray zameen le jati hai.
maan pyar deti hai bv taney deti hai

Aik becha master se poochta hai ke main peshaap karne chela jaoon? To master kehta hai ke nahin ap zera thori deer thairjao phir weqfa ho jana hai phir ho ana ok. To wo jo bache hai na wo age se kuch nahin kehta lekin usko bohat teez ata hai to wo ander hi kar deta hai. To phir mastar na aik sewaal class se poochta hai ke DUNIYAN MEIN SUB SE CHOTA DERYA KOUNSA HAI? To wo becha apni ungli khari karke kehta hai ke ye idher niche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uska peshaap

aik dafa do mian biwi ki laraye hoo jatee hai too mian teng aa ker kehta hai ""ya Allah .. mujhay zinda nahi rehna mujhay utha lay.."" too ye suun ker biwi kehtee hai.. ""ya Allah.. mujhay bhee utha lay mujhay nahi zinda rehna""... too ye suun ker mian kehta hai ""ya Allah meri dua bhool ja aur ye dua kabool ker lay..""....