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Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

Har Shaks Apney Chaand sey tha mehaw Guftugo
Mey Chaand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee .

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi, meri har khusi tere naam hogi, ek baar ae dost kuch mang ke to dekh, honto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere naam hogi

“Aâ€‌ ki biwi “Bâ€‌, “Bâ€‌ ki bhabhi “Câ€‌, “Câ€‌ ki beti “Vâ€‌, “Vâ€‌ ke dadaâ€‌Gâ€‌,â€‌Gâ€‌ ki biwi “Kâ€‌, “Kâ€‌ ki beti “Tâ€‌, to batao “Aâ€‌ Aur “Tâ€‌ ka kya rishta hai….

1 dafa pathan k ghar sikh aur hindu rehne aaye to pathan ne kaha k jo mere bakre ke pas 5 minute guzarey ga jis se buhot booo aati hai us ko 5000 doun ga. sikh gaya to 1 minute bad wapas aagaya jabke hindu gaya to bakra bahar aagaya

aik gher main aik room hota hai,aur sari family uss main he soti hai, unn ki aik beti ka naam hota hai bholi,, aik raat uss ke ma aur baap kehtey hain aik dossrey ke aaj raat ko ho jaye,, tou uss ki maa ko bhool jata hai,us ka husband wait kerta he rehta hai, uss ko thori thori neend ajati hai,, aur uss ki beti raat ko uth ke pani peeney jati hai aur bhool ke apney baap ke bes pe chali jati hai, aur us ka baap shuru hojata hai uss ki saath,, aur woh kehti hai,, baapu main bholi,, tou woh kehta hai,, tey pehley kyon nahi boli

dada logh suno !
EK DAFA EK PATHAN DARAKHT (TREE) K NECHE BEHTA HOTA HAI TO ITNE MAI ACHANAK IS PER EK CHIRHREYAH IS PER POTY KER DETI HAI TO WO PATHAN KEHTA HAI K TERI AMMA KIYA TUJHE (CHAHDHI) NAHI PEHNATIN?

ek dafa musharaaf sadar bush aur wachpai ko sazaiee milli tu sab sai phalai wachpai sai phoocha gaya 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai korai marnai sai phailai mere peet per takiya baand doo is tarha woh buch gaya
phir sadar bush ki baree ayee us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai us nai kaha mere peet per doo tukiyea band doo is tarha woh bhi buch gaya
jab sader musharaaf ki baree ayee tu us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phailai tumharee akhree kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai mujhe tum loog 1000 korai maroo muger mere peet per wachpai aur musharaaf ko baand doo.. hahaahhahaha
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