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Wafa Chaudhry
Tarzan Kay Akhri Alfaaz
Ustaad nay shagird se poocha,""batao ! Tarzan kay akhri alfaaz kya thay"" ? Shagird nay sir khujaya aur bola,""Tehnyioon per MOBIL OIL kis kameenay nay lagaya tha"" , shagird nay soochtay huway jawab diya.
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Aug 17, 2018 at 18:08
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Phle Apne Qaatil Se Akhri Alfz.
Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"
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May 12, 2018 at 16:05
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Shahbaz Ishaq
Tmari Akhri Wish Kia Hai
Jaj Mujrm se: tmari akhri wish kia hai.?
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon
6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D
Mujrm: Aapki beti se shaadi,jahez me 1 crore rupe
U.S.A ka viza
2 sal ka honeymoon
6,7 bache jo apko nana kahen or mjhe papa,or main
Un sb ki shadi krwa doon us k bad ap jo fesla do mujy manzoor hoga..
Jaj: Dy taali
meri shaadi nhi hoi
Latka0 saley ko!:-D
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Jan 27, 2018 at 18:01
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Maleeha Bukhari
Akhri Khwahish
Saudi Arab main 3 Forigners ko saza ho rahee hoti Khodroo kee...1 Dutch, 1 Indian aur 1 Pakistani.
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)
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Nov 13, 2017 at 08:11
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Akhri Tees Aazmane Ko
Akhri Tees Aazmane Ko
Ji To Chaha Tha Muskurane Ko
Yad Itni Bhi Sakht Jan To Nahin
Ik Gharaunda Raha Hai Dahane Ko
Sangrezon Main Dhal Gaye Ansu
Log Hanste Rahe Dikhane Ko
Zakhm-E-Nagma Bhi Lau To Deta Hai
Ik Diya Reh Gaya Jalane Ko
Jalane wale To Jal Bujhe Akhir
Kaun Deta Khabar Zamane Ko
Kitne Majbur Ho Gaye Honge
Ankahi Bat Munh Pe Laanay Ko
Khul Ke Hansna To Sab Ko Ata Hai
Log Tarasate Rahe Ik Bahane Ko
Reza Reza Bikhar Gaya Insan
Dil Ki Viraniyan Jatane Ko
Hasraton Ki Panah Gaahon Main
Kya Thikane Hain Sar Chhupane Ko
Hath Kanton Se Kar Liye Zakhmi
Phool Balon Main Ik Sajane Ko
Aas Ki Bat Ho Ki Sans 'Ada'
Ye Khilone Hain Tut Jane Ko
Ji To Chaha Tha Muskurane Ko
Yad Itni Bhi Sakht Jan To Nahin
Ik Gharaunda Raha Hai Dahane Ko
Sangrezon Main Dhal Gaye Ansu
Log Hanste Rahe Dikhane Ko
Zakhm-E-Nagma Bhi Lau To Deta Hai
Ik Diya Reh Gaya Jalane Ko
Jalane wale To Jal Bujhe Akhir
Kaun Deta Khabar Zamane Ko
Kitne Majbur Ho Gaye Honge
Ankahi Bat Munh Pe Laanay Ko
Khul Ke Hansna To Sab Ko Ata Hai
Log Tarasate Rahe Ik Bahane Ko
Reza Reza Bikhar Gaya Insan
Dil Ki Viraniyan Jatane Ko
Hasraton Ki Panah Gaahon Main
Kya Thikane Hain Sar Chhupane Ko
Hath Kanton Se Kar Liye Zakhmi
Phool Balon Main Ik Sajane Ko
Aas Ki Bat Ho Ki Sans 'Ada'
Ye Khilone Hain Tut Jane Ko
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Oct 18, 2016 at 02:10
Category: sad
Poetry / Sad
Muzammil Shahzad
Ye Akhri Khat Main Likh Raha Hun
Udas Tehreer Parh K Meri, Mere Sanam Muskura Na Dena,
Ye Akhri Khat Main Likh Raha Hun, Khayal Karna Jala Na Dena,
Guzar Rahi Hai Tumhari Kaise, Bichar K Humse Rula K Humko,
Haqeeton Ko Zaroor Likhna, Aana Ki Khatir Chupa Na Dena,
Koi Puchay Kidhar Gaya Wo, Jo Teri Mehfil Ka Tha Sahara,
Jo Furqaton Ka Sabab Bany Thy, Kisi Bahsar Ko Bata Na Dena,
Main Mar B Jaon To Muskurana, Ehsas-e-Gham Ki na Chott Khana,
Jo Qurb-e-Gham Se Nighayen Bheegen To Rukh Se Anchal Hata Na Dena,
Lahu Se Tehreer Kar Raha Hoon, Main Apni Saari Kahani MOHSIN,
Jo Phar bhi Do To Paas Rakhna, Hawa Mein Tukray Urha Na Dena,
Ye Akhri Khat Main Likh Raha Hun, Khayal Karna Jala Na Dena,
Guzar Rahi Hai Tumhari Kaise, Bichar K Humse Rula K Humko,
Haqeeton Ko Zaroor Likhna, Aana Ki Khatir Chupa Na Dena,
Koi Puchay Kidhar Gaya Wo, Jo Teri Mehfil Ka Tha Sahara,
Jo Furqaton Ka Sabab Bany Thy, Kisi Bahsar Ko Bata Na Dena,
Main Mar B Jaon To Muskurana, Ehsas-e-Gham Ki na Chott Khana,
Jo Qurb-e-Gham Se Nighayen Bheegen To Rukh Se Anchal Hata Na Dena,
Lahu Se Tehreer Kar Raha Hoon, Main Apni Saari Kahani MOHSIN,
Jo Phar bhi Do To Paas Rakhna, Hawa Mein Tukray Urha Na Dena,
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May 17, 2016 at 21:05
Category: sad
Poetry / Love
Muzammil Shahzad
Akhri Guftagu
Yeh Tasweerain Hain
Khat Hain
Orr Kuch Purzay Hain
Jin Par Tum Mujhay Paighaam Likhti Theen
Inhain Mehfooz Kar Lo
Haan Mager Afsoos
Telephone Par Jo Guftagu
Tum Mujh Se Karti Theen
Unhain Mai Tum Ko Wapis Nahi Kar saqta
Jo Meri Dustarus Mai Tha
Tumharay Samnay Hai Sub
Jo Baqi Hai
Sadda Hai Abb.................!!!!
Khat Hain
Orr Kuch Purzay Hain
Jin Par Tum Mujhay Paighaam Likhti Theen
Inhain Mehfooz Kar Lo
Haan Mager Afsoos
Telephone Par Jo Guftagu
Tum Mujh Se Karti Theen
Unhain Mai Tum Ko Wapis Nahi Kar saqta
Jo Meri Dustarus Mai Tha
Tumharay Samnay Hai Sub
Jo Baqi Hai
Sadda Hai Abb.................!!!!
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Mar 17, 2016 at 14:03
Category: love
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Shuttle Atlantis Ki Akhri Safar Par Rawangi
امریکی خلائی شٹل ایٹلانٹس خلیج کنیورل سے لاکھوں افراد کی موجودگی میں اپنے آخری سفر پر روانہ ہو گئی۔
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Feb 17, 2016 at 09:02
Category: featured
Poetry / Occassional Events
Muzammil Shahzad
Saal Ka Akhri Din
Saal kaa Aakhri Din Hai
Abhi Kuch Dhoop Hai Leikin
Zara See Dair ko Tay Hai Kay Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
Chalo Mil Baith Kay Apnay Khasaray Bant Letay Hain
Sab He Rang Aur jugnoo Aur Sitaray Bant Letay Hain
Zara See Dair Ko Tay Hai key Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
To kyon Naa Kuch Shaam Say Pehlay
Jo Kuch Ghariyan Muyasir Hain
Unhee Mein Zindagi Kar Lain,
Kisi Ahsaas Kee Shama Jala Kar
Inn Andheron Main
Koyee Daam Roshi Kar Lain
Chaloo Hum Dosti Kar Lain
Zara See Dair ko Tay Hai Kay Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
Abhi Kuch Dhoop Hai Leikin
Zara See Dair ko Tay Hai Kay Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
Chalo Mil Baith Kay Apnay Khasaray Bant Letay Hain
Sab He Rang Aur jugnoo Aur Sitaray Bant Letay Hain
Zara See Dair Ko Tay Hai key Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
To kyon Naa Kuch Shaam Say Pehlay
Jo Kuch Ghariyan Muyasir Hain
Unhee Mein Zindagi Kar Lain,
Kisi Ahsaas Kee Shama Jala Kar
Inn Andheron Main
Koyee Daam Roshi Kar Lain
Chaloo Hum Dosti Kar Lain
Zara See Dair ko Tay Hai Kay Akhir Shaam Hona Hai
Haqiqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhee Hai Anjam Hona Hai
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Nov 04, 2015 at 08:11
Category: occassional-events
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Duniya Ka Taiztareen Super Computer Tietin Akhri Marahil
امریکی سائنس دانوں کا کہنا ہےکہ وہ اگلےسال ایک نیا سپرکمپیوٹر ٹائی ٹن متعارف کرارہےہیں جودنیا کاسب سےتیز رفتارکمپیوٹر ہوگا۔ اس وقت دنیا کاتیز ترین سپرکمپیوٹر چین کےپاس ہےجسے2010 میں تیزترین سپرکمپیوٹر...
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Aug 25, 2015 at 19:08
Category: featured
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