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Sms / Naughty Insult
Shahbaz Ishaq
Agar Dil Ki Jagah Anda Hota
Agar" DIL "
ka naam
" ANDA " (EGG)
hota to FILMS ke nam is tarah hote
==> Ye ANDA apka hua
==> Hum ANDA de chuke sanam
==> Hum apke ANDAY main rehte hain
==> Jab ANDA dia tou darna kia
==> Hamara ANDA aapke paas hai
==> ANDAY wale dulhaniya le jain gey
==> ANDA tou pagal hai.
ka naam
" ANDA " (EGG)
hota to FILMS ke nam is tarah hote
==> Ye ANDA apka hua
==> Hum ANDA de chuke sanam
==> Hum apke ANDAY main rehte hain
==> Jab ANDA dia tou darna kia
==> Hamara ANDA aapke paas hai
==> ANDAY wale dulhaniya le jain gey
==> ANDA tou pagal hai.
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Jul 13, 2009 at 11:07
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Dil
Sms / Love
Ahmed Malik
Hum Agar Khusi Se Marey
Hum agar khusi se marey tou Tumhe pa kar marenge, Agar ghum se marey tou tumhe khokar marey gey, Ghum hoga nhe koi duniya se jane ka jaise bhi marey gey tere hokar hi marey gey.
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May 22, 2008 at 05:05
Category: love
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Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
Agar Apne Dimag Ko Test Karna Ho
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
tou usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai tou samajh lena
keh dimag mein GOBAR hai,
agar paas ayi tou samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
tou usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai tou samajh lena
keh dimag mein GOBAR hai,
agar paas ayi tou samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Test
Sms / Send Me
Ijunoon
Agar Aap Mujhe 'sms' Nahi Karoge Toh
AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...
AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...
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Nov 21, 2007 at 03:11
Category: send-me
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Kudrat Ke Karishmo Mein Agar Raat Nah Hoti
Kudrat ke karishmo mein agar raat nah hoti,
Khuwabon mein bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
Ye dil hi nah hota toh koi bat hi nah hoti.
Khuwabon mein bhi unse mulaqat na hoti,
Yeh dil har ek gam ki wajah hai,
Ye dil hi nah hota toh koi bat hi nah hoti.
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Nov 19, 2007 at 09:11
Category: dard
Sms / Good Morning
Ijunoon
Chaand Par Agar Noor Nah Hota
Chaand par agar noor nah hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse Good morning kehne zaroor aate
Agar aapka ghar itni dour nah hota.
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse Good morning kehne zaroor aate
Agar aapka ghar itni dour nah hota.
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Nov 19, 2007 at 09:11
Category: good-morning
Tags: Chaand
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Agar Khush Hai Woh Dekh Kar Ansu Meri Ankhon Me,
Agar khush hai woh dekh kar ansu meri ankhon mein,
tou khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge usay dekhnay ko
magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manzil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manzil peh hum jana hi chod denge!
tou khuda ki kasam hum muskurana hi chod denge.
Tadapte rahenge usay dekhnay ko
magar uski taraf palke uthana hi chod denge.
Wo manzil hi kya meri jo dukh de us ko,
khuda ki kasam us manzil peh hum jana hi chod denge!
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Nov 20, 2007 at 09:11
Category: dard
Tags: Khuda
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Chaand Agar Nikal Aaye
CHAAND AGAR NIKAL AAYE,
TOu YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TOu MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANvI HO JAYE.
AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO...
TOu YE RAAT SUHANI HO JAYE
TUM BHI AGAR AA JAO KAREEB,
TOu MAUSAM AUR BHI RUMANvI HO JAYE.
AB AUR NA TADPAO AA BHI JAAO...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 03:11
Category: dard
Tags: Chaand
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Agar Rakh Sako Tou Ek Nishani Hu Mai
Agar rakh sako tou ek NISHANI hu mai,
Aur kho do tou ek KAHANI hu mai,
ROK paya na jise ye JAHAN sara ,
Woh ek BOOND aankh ka PAANI hu mai
Aur kho do tou ek KAHANI hu mai,
ROK paya na jise ye JAHAN sara ,
Woh ek BOOND aankh ka PAANI hu mai
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: dard
Sms / Ghazal
Ijunoon
Bun Jaon Agar Tum Sa Tumhain Kaisa Lagay Ga
Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?
Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?
Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jaye agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?
Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagaa kaisa lagay ga?
Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?
Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?
Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jaye agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?
Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagaa kaisa lagay ga?
Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: ghazal
Sms / Ghazal
Ijunoon
Ab Agar Aao Tou Jaane Ke Liye Mat Aana
Ab Agar Aao Tou Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana
Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki so Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shammen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana
Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana...
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana
Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki so Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shammen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana
Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: ghazal
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Yaa...
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se
bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi
mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi cheez dekhen.
To foran wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh Raakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi
mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi cheez dekhen.
To foran wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh Raakhi ho sakti hai.
Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti hai…
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Sms / Love
Syed Ali
Aaye Nah Agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,
Aaye Nah agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari,
Ham Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.
Bewafa ho tum ye Nah Kahenge Kisi se,
Kahenge K Kami Thi Wafa Mein Hamari.
Ham Karenge Fariyad Tumhari.
Bewafa ho tum ye Nah Kahenge Kisi se,
Kahenge K Kami Thi Wafa Mein Hamari.
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Mar 21, 2008 at 14:03
Category: love
Tags: Yaad
Sms / Funny
Mudassar Ahmed
Agar Hum Ameer Hotay Tou Khareed Letay Khotay
Agar Hum Ameer Hotay Tou Khareed Letay Khotay
Kabi Tum Sawaar Hotay Tou Kabi Hum Sawaar Hotay
Kabi Tum Sawaar Hotay Tou Kabi Hum Sawaar Hotay
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Mar 06, 2008 at 10:03
Category: funny
Sms / Shairi
Aslam
Gawaraa Nahi Hai Agar Meri Surat
Gawaraa nahi hai agar meri surat,
Dua hai tumhai mai nazar he na ayon
Chala jayon ga mai teri yad lay kar
Jahan pyar ki muj ko dolat milay...
Mere dil ki duniya mai a kar tou dakho...
Dua hai tumhai mai nazar he na ayon
Chala jayon ga mai teri yad lay kar
Jahan pyar ki muj ko dolat milay...
Mere dil ki duniya mai a kar tou dakho...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Good Night
Kashif Yaqoob
Dosti Agar Buri Ho, Tou Usey Hone Mat Do,
Dosti agar buri ho, tou usey hone mat do,
Ho gayi tou usey khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara
tou usey sone mat do, Jagtey raho?
Ho gayi tou usey khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara
tou usey sone mat do, Jagtey raho?
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: good-night
Sms / Dard
M.asif
Agar Saath Dou Tou Apne Zakhmoun Ko See Loon
Agar saath dou tou apne zakhmoun ko see loon
Bebasi ke har lamhe ko ek ghoont mein pee loon
Pal bhar muskura ke tou dekho
Shayad isi bahane dou ghari aur jee loon...
Bebasi ke har lamhe ko ek ghoont mein pee loon
Pal bhar muskura ke tou dekho
Shayad isi bahane dou ghari aur jee loon...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: dard
Sms / Funny
Ahmed Malik
Agar Tumari Zindgi Andairy Main Doobi Hui Hai…
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
Tags: Khuda
Sms / Funny
Sahid
Agar Aap Mahila Hain To 1 Sms Karen
Arz kiya hai...
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
agar purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
hum samajh jaenge,Within 1 min...
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
agar purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
hum samajh jaenge,Within 1 min...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Sms
Sms / Dard
Ijunoon
Agar Zindagi Mein Judai Na Hoti
Agar zindagi mein judai na hoti,
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Sath guzara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad rishto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
Sath guzara hota har lamha,
Toh sayad rishto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: dard
Sms / Friendship
Unknown
Agar Hum Na Hote
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Tera chehra ko phir Kanwal kaun kehta,
Yeh sara karishma hai chahat ka warna,
Kise makbare ko mehal kaun kehta.
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad
Tera chehra ko phir Kanwal kaun kehta,
Yeh sara karishma hai chahat ka warna,
Kise makbare ko mehal kaun kehta.
Please contact on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Agar Bazme Insan
AGAR BAZME INSAN MEIN AURAT NA HOTI.
KHALON KI RANGEEN JANNAT NA HOTI.
SITARON K DILKUSH FASANE NA HOTE.
BAHARON KINAZUK HAQEEQAT NA HOTI. GHATAON KI AAMAD KO SAWAN TARASTE.
FIZAON MEIN BEHKI BEHKAWAT NA HOTI.FAKEERON KO IRFANE HASTI NA MILTA.
ATA ZAHIDON KO EIBADUT NA HOTI.
MUSAFIR MANZILON PE BHATAKTE.
SAFINO KO SAHIL KIQURBAT NA HOTI.
HER PHOOL KA RUNG PHEEKA SA HOTA.
NASEEME BAHARAN MEIN ANIKHAT NA HOTI.
KHUDAI INSAF KHAMOSH REHTA.
SUNA HAI K KISI KI SHAFAT NAHOTI.
KHALON KI RANGEEN JANNAT NA HOTI.
SITARON K DILKUSH FASANE NA HOTE.
BAHARON KINAZUK HAQEEQAT NA HOTI. GHATAON KI AAMAD KO SAWAN TARASTE.
FIZAON MEIN BEHKI BEHKAWAT NA HOTI.FAKEERON KO IRFANE HASTI NA MILTA.
ATA ZAHIDON KO EIBADUT NA HOTI.
MUSAFIR MANZILON PE BHATAKTE.
SAFINO KO SAHIL KIQURBAT NA HOTI.
HER PHOOL KA RUNG PHEEKA SA HOTA.
NASEEME BAHARAN MEIN ANIKHAT NA HOTI.
KHUDAI INSAF KHAMOSH REHTA.
SUNA HAI K KISI KI SHAFAT NAHOTI.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Agar Dil Se
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Dil
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