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Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
&
Friend:"
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...:p :O :D

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

Kisi ka Accident Dekhne Par Xpresions: U.S :Oh My God! Africa :Oh n0 Australia :oops Got a Hit PAK:hahahahaha. 0r Dekh Apni Maa Ko Mur Mur k.

Accident k bad driver ghuse se:
Maine car ki head lights on kr k btaya tha k pehly mujhy jane do.
Girl:
Hum ne b to wiper chala kr btaya tha
k
"Na kaka Na

My mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar. Dr nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed.So plz donate.

Aaj Tak"" gets news that 200 sardars are killed in
a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation
between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train.
They were standing on the platform. Then there was this
announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2.
They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the
platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the
track and you can see the result.
Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?
Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide.
I was waiting for the train on the tracks.
When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform,
I climbed up...

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

A nurse in hospital asks the patient with broken-down head:
Name?
Sameer Bhatia.
Date of birth?
06 September 1965.
Married?
No. Car accident