Usman Usman

Take a bowl…fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find??? Langur ke haath mein angoor……

U kept me warm & safe,
Held my hand to show me the way,
Supported & inspired me through night & day,
Luv U in everyway.
Missing u on Valentine""s Day

If there were no words
No way to speak
I would still here you
If there were no tears
No it to feel inside
I would still feel for you
And even if the sun refuse to shine
Even if all ends ran out Love
I would still have you here
Until the end of time
All I need is you my VALENTINE.

On this day made just for lovers
something weighs heavily on my mind
yet still I have to question~
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no roses delivered
no chocolates that taste divine
yet none of that matters to me~
Will you be my valentine?
There will be no jewelry received from you
to me~ that suits me just fine
all I want from you is your heart
Will you be my valentine?
On this day made just for lovers
you""ll give me your heart, I""ll give you mine
yet still I have to question
Will you be my valentine?

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindagi humari
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi
Iss kadar akele ho gaye hai hum aajkal
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.

Special number goes in 2 my phone
Special photos go in 2 my album
Special memories go in 2 my brain but a
Special friend like u goes in 2 my HEART ...

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daaru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don not even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I am not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai,
Usey pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod peh usi ka intezar kyon hai