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Urooj Zahed

Student From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 87
Member Since : Mar 31, 2014
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Santa Was Writing The Passive Voice Of 'i Made A Mistake.'

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 15:10
Category: SantaBanta
 
Sms / Friendship

Urooj Zahed

Humsa Dildar

Har phool khusbudaar nahi hota, har pathar chamakdar nahin hota; dosti dekh kar karna dost, kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota




· 2 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 02:10
Category: friendship
 
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Whatsapp Messages / Good Day

Urooj Zahed

When We Don't Understand The Lesson At The Right Time;

When we don't understand the lesson at the right time;

Life makes us understand the same lesson at the wrong time.

Good Day!

· 0 Like · Oct 23, 2014 at 23:10
Category: Good-Day
 
Sms / Funny

Urooj Zahed

4 Wheeler

Buffalo par baithe ek pathan koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
pathan: oye yaar, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !




· 1 Like · Oct 19, 2014 at 14:10
Category: funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Banta: What Are You Going To Do Today?

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 10:10
Category: SantaBanta
 
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words

Urooj Zahed

Never Fear Shadows, It Means That There Is A Light Shining S...

Never fear shadows, it means that there is a light shining somewhere.

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 15:10
Category: Wise-Words
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Santa To Banta: I And My Wife Are Really Very Compatible.

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible.

Banta: You may call me rude but frankly, I don't find any similarity!

Santa: You see, my wife hates the sight of me when I'm drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I'm sober!

· 0 Like · Oct 11, 2014 at 02:10
Category: SantaBanta
 
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship

Urooj Zahed

Fine Friends Open My Eyes, Smart Friends Open My Mind, But O...

Fine friends open my eyes, smart friends open my mind, but only sweet friend like you open my heart.

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 11:10
Category: friendship
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Astrologer: You Must Get Married To 32 Years Old Woman Only To Start A Happy Life.

Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.

Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?

· 0 Like · Oct 09, 2014 at 18:10
Category: SantaBanta
 

Urooj Zahed

Gender : Female
Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 87
Member Since : Mar 31, 2014
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