Safia Saeed

ek dafa bander ko jungle ka badshah banaya jata hai.ek din woh darakht per baith ker kaile kha raha hota hai ke ek loomri aati hai aur kahti hai ke sher aaj raat mere bachoon ko khane aaye ga meri madad karein.bander ye sun ker khoob darakht per uchalta hai aur phir loomri se khata hai jayo tumhare bachoon ko koi kuch nahi kahe ga.doosri dafa phir loomri aati hai bander os ko bhaag dauur ke baad yehi jawabdaita hai.teesri baar bhi aur phir chauti baar bhi.paanchwi baar loomri rooti hoi aati hai ke bander badshah aap ki itni yaqeendahanioon ke bawajood sher mere bachoon ko kha gaya hai. tu pata hai bander kia jawab daita.bander khata hai mein ne to boht BHAAG DAURRki thi aage Allah ki marzi.

Q. what do you call someone driving a taxi?
A. a taxi driver!
ha ha ha

Wo Boli Ab Barsaat Kahaan...?

Main Bola Tum Jeet Gayeen....
Wo Boli PYAR Main Maat Kahaan...?

ek pagal dosre pagal ko kehta hei k tum ek insan ho. woh aage se keht hei k woh kesay

mohabbaton mein marnewale bhi ajeeb hai
azem hai hamari dastaan jaan-e-man
faaslon pe rehte hai lekin kareeb hai
hamko maalom hain ishq masoom hain
dil se ho jaati hain galtiyaan
sabr se ishq mehroom hain.

Phir Us Kay Jatay Hii Yeh Dil SunSaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Acha Bhala Ik Shehar Tha Veraan hO Kar Reh Gya
Har NaQsh Batal hO Gya Ab Kay Dyaar e Hijr Mein
Ik Zakhm gUzray WaQt Ki PehChan hO Kar Reh Gya
rUt Nay Meray CharOn Traf KheenChay Hisaar e Baam o Dar
Yeh Shehar Phir Meray Liye Zandaan hO Kar Reh Gya
kUch Din mUjhey Aawaz Dii lOgon Nay Us Kay Naam Say
Phir Shehar Bhar Mein wO Merii PehChaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Ik Khwaab hO Kar Reh Gaien gUlShan Say Apni NiSbatien
Dil Raiza Raiza KaanCh Ka gUl-Daan hO Kar Reh Gya
Har Sa''at e Aaraam e Dil Har Lamha TaSkeen e jAan
BiChaRay hOye Ik Shakhs Ka Paimaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Khwaahish tO Thii "Sajid" mUjhay TaS-heer e Mehar o Maah Kii
Lekin Fqat Main Saahib e Dewaan hO Kar Reh Gya.

Phir Us Kay Jatay Hii Yeh Dil SunSaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Acha Bhala Ik Shehar Tha Veraan hO Kar Reh Gya
Har NaQsh Batal hO Gya Ab Kay Dyaar e Hijr Mein
Ik Zakhm gUzray WaQt Ki PehChan hO Kar Reh Gya
rUt Nay Meray CharOn Traf KheenChay Hisaar e Baam o Dar
Yeh Shehar Phir Meray Liye Zandaan hO Kar Reh Gya
kUch Din mUjhey Aawaz Dii lOgon Nay Us Kay Naam Say
Phir Shehar Bhar Mein wO Merii PehChaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Ik Khwaab hO Kar Reh Gaien gUlShan Say Apni NiSbatien
Dil Raiza Raiza KaanCh Ka gUl-Daan hO Kar Reh Gya
Har Sa''at e Aaraam e Dil Har Lamha TaSkeen e jAan
BiChaRay hOye Ik Shakhs Ka Paimaan hO Kar Reh Gya
Khwaahish tO Thii "Sajid" mUjhay TaS-heer e Mehar o Maah Kii
Lekin Fqat Main Saahib e Dewaan hO Kar Reh Gya.