Rashid Chaudhary

college ki galioun mien ajeeb khel hota hai,
classes k bahaney dilon ka mail hota hai,
notes k badlay love sale hota hai,
isi liye tou pappu har saal fail hota hai

My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless,
so i asked GOD IS THIS LOVE?GOD REPLIED
NO DEAR EXAMS ARE NEAR.

I Loved U Once
I Love U Still
I Always Have
And I Always Will...

Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon hai kaha bahadur khan , phir poocha gaya k bap k kia nam hai kaha k delair khan ,phir poocha gaya k dada ka kia nam hai kaha k sher khan phir awaz i k to bahar kiun kharay ho jawab mila k ji aap k darwazay pe kuta betha hai…

Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai hamara bhi behan hai

A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi tou hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
tou janwar hai, usko kya pata

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

EK SARDARNI NU APNE SARDAR TE BADA PYAR AYA TE BOLI K TUSEE HAZARAN WICH IK HO G! SARDAR NE ONHU KHICH K THAPPAR MARYA TE BOLYA KAMINIYE BAQI 999 KON NE?

A Sardar in an interview said to Boss:
I want 1 lac salary, 1 flat & 1 car.
Boss: I''ll give you 5 lac salary, 2 flats and 3 cars!
Sardar: mazak kyun ve karde ojee!!
Boss: Shuru kinny kita se.

A Sardar to salesman: - I want pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman: - But computer don’t need curtains.
Sardar: - Oye, I have windows installed.

Pehla Sardar: - Aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya.
Doosra Sardar: - Wo kaise?
Pehla Sardar; - Aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thanday se naha liya.