Rashid Chaudhary

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

Dil ki hasrat zuban par aane lagi,
Tum ko dekha aur zindagi muskarane lagi,
Yeh meri dosti ki intiha thi ya meri chahat,
Ab har surat mei surat teri Nazar aane lagi.

Usay Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Usay Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine Usay Itne Love-Letter post kiye ke,
Wo Postman k Saath Bhaag Gayi.

Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS? A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON

Q.WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALI & WIFE?

A. SALI IS BEAUTY.
WIFE IS DUTY.
SALI IS PANSION.
WIFE IS TENSION.
SALI IS YUMMY.
WIFE IS VEHMY.
SALI IS TOOTY FRUITY.
WIFE IS QISMAT PHOOTY.
SALI IS COOL.
WIFE IS FOOL.
SALI IS FRESH CAKE.
WIFE IS EARTH QUAKE.

DONT MIND

To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful