Noman Nomi

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho,
Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna Samjho.
Baatna Chahte Ho Agar Apne Saare Gam
Tou Zindagi Mein Sabse Pehle Kisi Ek Ko Apna Samjho.

Majburi Men Nahi Dil Kare Tou Yad Karna,
Rishto Se Fursat Milay Tou Yad Karna,
Hai Dua Ke Har Khusi Pao Tum,
Phir bhi Aankhen Bhar Aye Tou Yad Karna.

Newton's "First Law of Chhichhora pan"

"Every chhichhora continues to do chhichhorpan unless a chamaat or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impressed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, if Beghairty remains constant. Bezati is that charateristic due to which a begairat is compelled to change his state of begairti into Ghairat";-)

News reportr:
KHAN SAAB ye btaien k platform pr kharay sary pathan kaisy mar gaye?
Pathan: 1 elan hua k train platform pr a rhi hai sub ne jan bachanay k liye patri pr chalang lga di.
Reportr: Phr ap kese bach gye?
Pathan: Main khudkushi k liye patri pr leta tha ye elan suna tou mein platform pr ja kr lait gya

**Hadees e Pak*"

"Jo shaks kisi ko Naiki ka raasta bataiga tou usse bhi utna sawab milayga jitna k us Naiki par amal karne wale ko".

(SAHIH MUSLIM).

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Kaha tha na Sudhar jao
Ab raho 30 din Qaid main
Ramzan jo a gaya.

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BarRI MeHRBANI..

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays."

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage:
Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters.

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...

A raindrop may look too small 2eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall,

A small sms may seem too small 2 U but it means some1
somewhere remebers u.

Pathan:Kal Raat Mene 3 Ghnte Ki 1 English Film DeKhi..............
Us M Na Koi Bnda Ta,
Na Koi Awaz..

Friend:Film Ka Nam kYa Ta?
Phtan :
''PLEASE INSERT DISC "

AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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Chhoro YAR...
Tum ne konsa amal karna hai.....

Ek Aadmi Ke Hath
Ki 6 Unglian Theen,
Sab Log Usy
'Sultan' kehte
Thay

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becoz , Sultan Uska Naam Tha
iss liye... :-)

Hum Loog AAG Say Dartay Hain,,

K Woh Hamain Jaala Day Gi..

Hum Loog PANI Say Dartay Hain,,

K Woh Hamain Duba Day Ga..

Hum Loog Tufaan Say Dartay Hain,,

K Woh Hamain Tabha Kar Day Ga..

Hum Loog "ALLAH" Say Kyun Nahi Dartay.?

Jo In Sab Par Qadir Hai..

Sochiye......