Waseem Mughal

Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho?
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di.


Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey.
Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain?

Aek sheikh apne building ki upar ki manzil say neechay gira
Rastay mein us nay apne bivi ko us ki routi pakatay hue dekha

tou kehta hua gaya

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oooo meri routi na pakaennnnnnnnnn!!!

Journalist to meera:
What Type Of Rules U Like ???
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Meera : Wassay Tau I like Chicken Roll, Lekin Beef Roll Bhi Khaa Leti HoN....

Kya apko pta hy?

kitaben saamne rakh k bhi nah prhne wali bemari

Ka kya nam hy?



Chaudhary: aahoo!!! Beghairti

An Interviewer To Student: " What Is Science "
Student: @!#@#$#
Interviewer:I Dint Understand Anything!
Student: Same Is D Situation Here !

Mujhay Likhney Ki Khuwahish Hay
Magar Likha Nahi Jata
Mery Alfaz Dil Ki Aahinii Deewar Se Sir Phorrtey Hain
Aur Unhain Izhar Ka Rasta Nahi Milta
Meri Aankhein!
Jinhain Dil Mein Chupay Jazbat Ko
Ashkon Ki Boli Mein Bata Denay Par Qudrat Thi
Vo Ab Kuch b Nahi Kehtein
Mery Yeh Lab!
Jo Dil Ki An Kahi Baaton Ko
Kehnay Se Nahi Dartey Thy
Vo Lab Kuch b Nahi Kehtay
Meri Yeh Ungliyan!
Jo Dil Mein Chupay Jazbat Ko
Izhar Ka Rasta Btati Thin
Vo Ab Kuch b Nahi Likhtien
Meri Aankhein,Yeh Lab, Meri Ungliyan Mujh Se Kehti Hain
k Ab Jazbat Ko Izhar Ka Rasta Nahi Dena
k Monh Zor Hotay Hain
Faqat Rastey k Milney Se
Inhein Manzil Talak Janey Ki Haajat Hi Nahi Rehti
Naye Rastey Pe Jatay Hain
Nayi Raahein Banatey Hain
Magar Phir Wapsii k Sab Nishan Bhool Jatay Hain
Inhein Rasta Nahi Dena
Inhein Tum Dil Mein Rehnay Do
Wagarna Khoon Rulayein ge
Inhein Rasta Nahi Dena
Inhein Tum Dil Mein Rehnay Do

Mujhay Likhney Ki Khuwahish Hay…!!!

Khamshi Keh Rahi Hai Kaan Mein Kya
Aa Raha Hai Mere Gumaan Mein Kya

Mujhko Tou Koi Tokta Bhi Nahi
Yehi Hota Hai Khaandaan Mein Kya

Bolte Q Nahi Mere Haqq Mein
Aabley Par Gae Zubaan Mein Kya

Shaam Hi Se Dukaan-E-Deed Hai Band
Nahi Nuksaan Tk Dukaan Mein Kya

Youn Jo Takta Hai Aasmaan Ko Tu
Koi Rehta Hai Aasmaan Mein Kya

Ye Mujhe Chain Q Nahi Parta
Ek Hi Shakhs Tha Jahan Mein Kya

Before you criticize someone,
you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them,
you are a mile way and you have their shoes.

Dont compare yourself with anyone in this world.....
If you do so ,you are insulting yourself