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Maleeha Bukhari
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 58
Member Since : Dec 03, 2012
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 58
Member Since : Dec 03, 2012
Jokes / Judge Aur Mujrim
Maleeha Bukhari
Phansi Par Latka Diya Jaye
judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai
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Feb 25, 2018 at 03:02
Category: judge-aur-mujrim
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Maleeha Bukhari
Akhri Khwahish
Saudi Arab main 3 Forigners ko saza ho rahee hoti Khodroo kee...1 Dutch, 1 Indian aur 1 Pakistani.
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)
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Nov 13, 2017 at 08:11
Category: miscellaneous
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Maleeha Bukhari
Murgee Undoo Pur Kyu Bhaitee Hai
ustaad nay apnay student say pucchha kay murgee apnay unddoo pur kyu bathteey hai? to student nay baree masuumeyat say jawab diya k sir us kay ghur mai kurseey nahee hoatey.
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1 Like ·
Nov 08, 2017 at 13:11
Category: miscellaneous
Social Wall / Photos
Maleeha Bukhari
2 Bachon Ko Bike Par Le Janay Wala Idea
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Sep 27, 2016 at 17:09
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Maleeha Bukhari
Relationship Is Not About Age.
Relationship is Not about AGE.
Not about DISTANCE.
Not about communicating, each other everyday.
What is Important most
is: TRUST & LOYALTY...!!!
Not about DISTANCE.
Not about communicating, each other everyday.
What is Important most
is: TRUST & LOYALTY...!!!
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Sep 08, 2016 at 02:09
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Maleeha Bukhari
Ever Looked At Buffaloes.
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Apr 30, 2016 at 06:04
Category: photos
Social Wall / Photos
Maleeha Bukhari
Make Biodegradable Planters Out Of Toilet Paper Rolls.
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Oct 14, 2015 at 18:10
Category: photos
Maleeha Bukhari
Gender :Country : Pakistan
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