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Kamran Ullah Khan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Simple Surd Questions
Simple Surd Questions & Answers!
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.
Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.
Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.
Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.
Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.
Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.
Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.
Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.
Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?
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May 01, 2015 at 09:05
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Life History
Aik admi ne doosre admi se time poocha to doosre admi ne jawab dia, --aaj tum mujh se time pooch rahe ho, kal tum mujh se dosti karne ko kaho ge aur mein tum se dosti kar loonga, phir tum mujh se zid karoge ke mujhe apne ghar le chalo, phir main tumhe chai pilaoonga, phir meri biwi mujhe dantegi, phir tum apne beta ka rishta meri beti ke liye lao ge lekin jis insan ke pass aik ghati naheen hai woh meri beti ko dus diamond ke set kya delaiga, jo meri beti ki apne sasur se khwaish hai.
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).
(us admi ne to khali time poocha tha lekin doosre admi ne to poori life history bata di).
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Apr 11, 2015 at 15:04
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Yun Hi Umeed Dilatay Hain Zamanay Walay
Yun hi Umeed dilatay hain zamanay walay
kab palatetay hain bhala chhor ke janay walay
Tu kabhi daikh jhulastay hue sehra main darakht
kese jaltay hain wafaon ko nibhanay walay
Un se ati hai tere lams ki khushbu ab tak
khat nikalay hue baitha hon puranay walay
aa kabhi daikh zara un ki shabon main akar
kitna rotay hain zamany ko hansaney walay
kuch to ankhon ki zubani bhi kahay jatay hain
raaz hotay nahen sab munh se batanay walay
aaj na chaand na taara hai na jugnu koi
raabtay khatam hue un se milanay walay......
kab palatetay hain bhala chhor ke janay walay
Tu kabhi daikh jhulastay hue sehra main darakht
kese jaltay hain wafaon ko nibhanay walay
Un se ati hai tere lams ki khushbu ab tak
khat nikalay hue baitha hon puranay walay
aa kabhi daikh zara un ki shabon main akar
kitna rotay hain zamany ko hansaney walay
kuch to ankhon ki zubani bhi kahay jatay hain
raaz hotay nahen sab munh se batanay walay
aaj na chaand na taara hai na jugnu koi
raabtay khatam hue un se milanay walay......
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Mar 11, 2015 at 10:03
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Friendship
There is a Big Difference Between friendship And a Rose...Rose Last Only a While...But Friendship Lasts FOREVER
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Feb 15, 2015 at 07:02
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Nobody Is Right Till
Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!
Aftab khan ()
Islamabad
Aftab khan ()
Islamabad
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Feb 01, 2015 at 02:02
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Dreamy Life World
Dreamy & Fantasy wallpapers
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Kamran Ullah Khan
Successful Marriage
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
If any girl or aunty wanna fun with just mail me on my hotmail id
If any girl or aunty wanna fun with just mail me on my hotmail id
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Dec 17, 2014 at 22:12
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Sms / Friendship
Kamran Ullah Khan
I Need ?friendship?
One day my brain asked me ?Y R U SENDING MSGs
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little ?HEART? said to brain
?U? NEED msgs but i need ?FRIENDSHIP?
Aftab khan
to that person who is not messaging u?
but my little ?HEART? said to brain
?U? NEED msgs but i need ?FRIENDSHIP?
Aftab khan
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Nov 26, 2014 at 15:11
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Kamran Ullah Khan
I Miss Stars
I miss STARS
Stars think I m serious but I m joking.
I miss MOON
Moon think I m serious but I m joking.
I miss U
You think I m joking but I m serious.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
Stars think I m serious but I m joking.
I miss MOON
Moon think I m serious but I m joking.
I miss U
You think I m joking but I m serious.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
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Nov 20, 2014 at 10:11
Category: Missing You
Kamran Ullah Khan
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