Kainaat Siddique

aik dafa aik admi safar main tha safar main achanak raat aagiey us ny soocha kisi k ghar raat basar ki jaye woh jis k ghar raat guzarney gia woh young couple tha mezbaan ny kaha k dekho bhai yeh aik room hai yahan main aur merey biwi sotey hain aur is key ilawah aik aur room hai jahan par BABY sotey hai aur drawing room bhi hai app chaho to baby k saath so jao chaho to drawing room main so jao woh admi dil main soochta hai yaar raat ko BABY roye gi tang karey gi main drawing room main hi so jata hoin subha jab woh uttah to kia dekha k aik bahoot hi haseen larki kitchen main sy bahir aarahey hai woh poochta hai app kon woh larki jawab dety hai ji main BABY phir larki poochti hai app kon woh admi ghusey main kehta hai main ULLOH KA PATTAH

2 lalbaig bathroom mein bethey pakhana kha rahe hote hain to aik lalbaig doosray lalbaig say kehta, yaar mujhe pakhana aaraha hai to doosra lalbaig kehta hai oae khatey waqt gandi baat mat kia ker..ha ha ha ho ho ho ...kissi ke pas is say achcha ho to sunaye

Aankh barsi hai tere naam par saawan ki tarah
Jism sulga hai teri yaad mein eendhan ki tarah
Loriyan di hain kisi qurb ki khwahish ne mujhe
Kuch jawani ke bhi din guzre hain bachpan ki tarah
Is bulandi se mujhe tune nawaza kyun tha
Gir ke main toot gaya kaanch ke bartan ki tarah
Mujh se milte hue y baat to sochi hoti
main tere dil mein sama jaoonga dhadkan ki tarah
Muntazir hai kisi makhsoos si aahat ke liye
Zindagi baithi hai dahleez par birhan ki tarah.

Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Main Doob jaoon Teri in Jheel si Gehri Aankhon mai,
Phir apni Barbadi ka ilzam Tere Naam kar doon,
Mai apni Rooh ko Tere Wajood mai bhardoon,
Phir apni Zaat apna her Payam Tere Naam kardoon,
Tuu Mujhey Mohabbat ka Agaaz de Sanam,
Mai Apne Pyaar ka Anjaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Mohabbaton ke Qaseeday likhoon Teri Sanaa mai,
Hazaron Pyaar ke Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Ho jiska Zikar Mohabbat ki her kahani mai,
Ek aisa Pyaar ka Peghaam Tere Naam kardoon??.

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

kitabon se daleelen doon kay dil ko samnay rakhoo
woh muj se pooch baithay hain mohabbat kis koi kehte hain