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Mohammad Asif

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 239
Member Since : Mar 02, 2003
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Mohammad Asif

Life Is So Simple:

Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2017 at 00:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Love

Mohammad Asif

Kisee Ne Wada Kiya Hai Aane Ka

kisee ne wada kiya hai aane ka
husn dekho Gariib Khane ka

ruuh ko aaiinaa dikhatay hain
dar-o-divaar muskurate hain

aaj ghar ghar banaa hai pehali baar
dil men hai Khush saliiqagii bedaar

jama samaan hai aish o ishrat ka
Khauf dil men fareb-e-qismet ka

soz e qalb e kalim aankon men
ashk e umide bim aankhon men

chashm bar raah-e-shauq ke maare
chaand ke intazaar men taare

· 1 Like · Dec 02, 2016 at 16:12
Category: love
 
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Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Asif

Daikho Tumharey Bin

Daikho Tumharey Bin
Koi Gham Nahin Mujhey
Main Pehley Ke Jaisey
Hansta Muskurata Hoon
Lafzon Ko Ghazlon Mein Sajaata Hoon
Magar Mujh Ko Parhney Waaley
Mujh Say Yehi Kehtey Hain
Ke Mairey Lafzon Say Siskiyon Ki Aawaaz Aati Hai

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2016 at 03:11
Category: sad
 
Poetry / General

Mohammad Asif

Kaho Kia Bhool Jao Gay ?

Kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
MSN ki woh mulakatein
woh pyar bhari baatein
woh LOGIN hone ka intezar
woh intezar ki sa'atein

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh farzi naam ka batana
HAHA likh ker jhoota kehkaha lagana
woh ASL poochne per
apni umer ko aur kam batana

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh pyar bhari tehrirein
woh MSN ki EMOTICON tasveerein
woh NICK mein haal-e-dil likhna
woh NET ko taiz karne ki tadberain

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh typing se ungliyon mein dard hona
kisi baat per ghussey se chehre ka zard hona
lafz sorry ka screen per aate hi
lehjey ka phir se sard hona

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh jaagna rooz raaton mein
woh jhalakna pyar baaton mein
woh TYPE karte karte
leina MOUSE hathoon mein

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh MSN per dosron ko ignore karna
her jumley per buhat ghour karna
woh dil per hath rakh ker BYE kehna
aur zara aur rukhne per zoor daina

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
tumarhe LOGIN hotey hi
doston ka woh jhumghata lag jana
tum se baat karne ki khatir
sir dard ka woh jhoota bahana

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
bewaja baaton per takraar karna
bar bar NETMEETING la israar karna
woh roman urdu mein ki gayeen baatein
pyar ka dabay lehjey mein izhar karna

kaho kia bhool jao gay ?
woh doston se tumhari ID chupana
kabhi FONT badalna kabhi gun gunana
dair se jawab aane per
BUSY hone ka ilzaam lagana

per lagta hai tum bhool gaye ...
MSN ke aanchal per likhi hoi kahani
per mujh ko yaad hai her ek lafz zabani
khuda ra na tum aisa sitam karo
na karo tum aisi naadani ...,

· 1 Like · May 12, 2016 at 13:05
Category: general
 
Poetry / Love

Mohammad Asif

Na Jee Bhar Ke Dekhaa Na Kuch Baat Ki

Na jee bhar ke dekhaa na kuch baat ki,
badi aarzoo thi mulaqaat ki,
Kaye saal se kuch Khabar hi nahin,
kahaan din guzaaraa kahaan raat di,
Main chup tha tou chalti hawa ruk gayi,
zubaan sab samajhte hain jazbaat ki,
Sitaaron ko shaayad khabar hi nahin,
musaafir ne jaane kahaan raat ki...,

· 1 Like · May 12, 2016 at 07:05
Category: love
 
Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Asif

Woh Dard Mera Sunte Sunte

Woh dard mera sunte sunte
yadoon mein apni khone lage
woh dil ki baat kehte kehte
aakhon se apni behne lage.

Jisne mudkar poocha nahin
kyon uska intzar hai
jo rishta kabhi bana nahin
kyon uss par aetbaar hai,

· 1 Like · May 12, 2016 at 01:05
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Asif

Mujhay Bas Itna Kehna Hai

Mujhay bas itna kehna hai
Kabhi main yaad aaoon to
Kabhi tanhai ki raatain
Tumhain ziada sataein to
Kabhi titli na bolay to
Aur jugnoo lout jaye to
Kabhi jab dil bhi bhar jaye
Koi jab sunn na paye to
Agar sab dost sathi bhi
Jo tum se rooth jaaein to
Kabhi jab khud se lar lar kar
Thakan se choor ho jao
Kabhi chahtay huay bhi khud akelay
Ro na paao to
Apni aankhon ko band karna
Mujhay aawaz de dena
Aur phir meray tasawwur se
Jo chaho batain keh dena
Meray kaandhay pe sir rakh kar
Tum jitna chaho ro lena
Phir khud main jab loat jao to

Us he duniya chalay jana
Magar bas itna kehna hai
Ke jab bhi dukh ya khushiyon main
Hamain dil se pukaro gay
Hamain tum saath pao gay...,

· 1 Like · May 11, 2016 at 19:05
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Songs Lyrics

Mohammad Asif

Jaane Kyun Log Flirt Kertay Hain

Jaane kyun log flirt kertay hain
jaane kyun woh affairs chalatay hain
jaane kyun... jaane kyun...
jaane kyun jaane kyunjaane kyun

affair bin jeenay main rakha kiya hai
affair jiska nahin woh tanha hai
affair soo rang leker aata hai
affair he zindagi sajaata hai
Log chup chup ker affair chalatay hain,
Aur sab k saamnay friends ban jaatay hain
jaane kyun... jaane kyun...
jaane kyun jaane kyun jaane kyun ?

affair best-friends main larai kerata hai
affair main banda pagal hojaata hai
affair na chahtay huway bhi chal jaata hai
affair bohat badnaami kerata hai...
Akhir affair her larai ki BASE ban jaata hai
jaane kyun jaane kyun jaane kyun ?

Laikin kabhi-kabhi affair pyaar main convert hojaata hai
jhoota her such aur sucha her jhoot hojaata hai
zindagi ko bhi ek naya start mil jaata hai
Aur pyaar shyar ki gari main 4th gear lag jaata hai
Aur Yehe Affair Zindagi Ka Safar Ban Jaata Hai
Jaane kyun... jaane kyun...
Jaane kyun jaane kyun jaane kyun ?,

· 1 Like · May 11, 2016 at 13:05
Category: songs-lyrics
 
Poetry / Sad

Mohammad Asif

Jo Na Mil Sakay Wo Hai Bewafa

Jo na mil sakay wo hai bewafa
Ye bari ajeeb si baat hai
Jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
Wahi aaj tak meray saath hai
Mera naam tak jo na lay saka
Mujhay qara bhi jo na dey saka
Jisay ikhtiar tou thaa magar
Mujhay apna piar na day saka
wahi shaks meri talash hai
our wahi meri hayat hai
jo na mil sakay wo hai bewafa
ye bari ajeeb si baat hai,

· 1 Like · May 11, 2016 at 07:05
Category: sad
 

Mohammad Asif

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Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 239
Member Since : Mar 02, 2003

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Educaiton : Undergraduate
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