Amnah Khan

kisi larkay nay aik ajnabi larki sey poochha keh agar mein tumhen I Love U kanoon tum maan logi, Larki ney kaha haan. Aur agar mein kahoon I Miss u to, larki ne kaha Haan.. Lakey ne hairangi sey poochha wo kiyun....Larki ne kaha TUMHARI SHAKAL MERE BHAI SE MILTI HAI.......

the teacher asks the child ""have u done the geography h/w whats the excuse if u have-nt done it"" the kid answers""my dad said that the world is changing every day so i-m waiting it to settle down. ha ha ha

aik dost aik shahgird se kehta hai ke main ne aik dafa apne aik poorane dost ko mara to woh rone laga main dar gaya main ne kaha yara chup hoga main police ko bula loon ga woh chup hogaya main ne kaha ke main itni der se chup kera raha tha too chup nahin horah tha aab hogaya hai han kiya masla hai tere saath bata na kehne laga ke main khood police hoon aur main ne tumhen dhoka diya tha main ne kaha ke main bhi tumhen aik baat batoun ke main ne yeh bola aur apni bottle main se pani us ke moon per uchal diya hahhah

ustad ney shagird say poocha acha batao din may taare kiyon nahi nazar aatey to 1 bachey nay masoomiat say kaha sir wo sooraj kay raastey may taang nahi arana chatey

aik admee sardk pay ja raha hota hay achanak osay sardk pay aik cheaze nazar aate hay vo osay oothanay kay liya jhokta hay achanak hath malta hua khara ho jata hay paas khara bacha os say poochta hay kia hova ....wo kahta hay kambkhat maray yoon thoktay haan ..jaysay ..roopia ...para ho....

do humshakal judwa bachay sardi ke mausam mein aik kamray me baithay thay. un me se aik bacha has has ko loot poot ho raha tha.
baap ne poocha: tum itna q has rahay ho?
bacha: kuch nahee papa aaj mama ne donon do baar us ko nehla diya.

teen cheezen qaboo mein rakho
zaban, nafs, gussa

teen cheezen hasil karo
ilm, dua, aitmad

teen cheezen pak rakho
jism, libas, khayalat

teen cheezn yaad rakho
mout, ahsaan, naseehat