Ameera Gul

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Tujhe shaq hai ki mai tere liye jaan na de paunga,

aur mujhe dar hai ki tu royegi bahut aazma k mujhe..!!

Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

#jokes

Wo jo khud Pairvi-e-Ahd-e-wafa karta tha
Mujh se milta tha....tou Talqeen-e-wafa karta tha
Uss k Daaman mein koi phool nahi meray liye
Jo meri Tangi-e-Daamaan'' ka Gila karta tha
Aaj jo uss ko Bulaya tou wo Gumm-Summ he raha
Dil dharaknay ki jo awaz suna karta tha
Aaj wo meri har ikk baat k ma''ani poochay
Jo meri soch ki tafseer likha karta tha
Uss ki Dehleez pe sadiyon se kharra hoon ''Mohsin''
Mujh se milnay ko jo Lamhaat gina karta tha.
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MOHSIN NAQVI

aik dafa aik hotel mein do admi bethey batein kar rahey thaiy aik ne dusry se kaha yar woh jo samney table per jo admi betha hai woh mujhey bara bura lagta hai duseray ney kaha yar wahan to 5 admi bethay hain tumhein konsa bura lagta hai to 1st ney kaha jis ne hat pehni hai woh mujhey bura lagta hai to dusarey ne kaha yar hat to sab ne pehni hoi hai tuj ko konsa bura lagta hai to 1st ne kaha yar woh jiski darhi hai woh mujhey bara bura hai to dusarey ney kaha yar darhi to sub ki hai to 1st ne pistole nikali aur 4 admion ko goli mardi aur kaha yaar woh jo baqi buch gaya hai woh mujhey bara hi bura lagta hai
ha ha ha jo na hasey woh bara hi chawal

ak sahab nay dactor say pocha:
machar marnay ka subsay asan tariqa kiya hey?
dactor bolay subsay pahlay machar ko pako pher aus kay gud gudi karo aur jub who moin kohly to davie daldo.