Aman Ullah

5 FRIENDS MILKE RESTAURANT MAI KHANA KHANE JAATE HAI. KHANA KHANE K BAAD SAB KA MOOD BANTA HAI K ICE CREAM KHAAYI JAAYE TOE DECIDE HOTI HAI K CONE ICE CREAM KHATE HAI, TOE WO LOG WAITER BOOLWATE HAI ICE CREAM MANGWANE KO. SAB APNE APNE FLAVOUR KEHTE HAI K MUJHE YE CHHAIYE MUJHE WO CHHAIYE, TOE UN MAI SE EK BOLTI HAI K KOI BHI LE AAO.
WAITER JAWAAB YE DETA HAI MEM SAAB MEHNDI KI CONE LE AAOOOO.
HAHAHAAAA...

beta abbu say abbu shadi karnay mai kitnay paisay lagtay hgai abbu nay kaha beta pata to nahi laikin mai abhi taq pay kar raha ho

wat u think is da horrible way of death?
is it accident!
or poison!
or musder!
or is it war!
then ur wrong
its so simple
just fall in love

aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon

Tuse sharmandy ve buhat OO Tuse atrandy ve buhat OTuse muskarandy ve buhat O Dil karda ay dinner ty lay janvan Allah de qasmay tuse kahndy ve buhat OO hahahahah

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

Sardar--s Wife:: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.

Sardar:: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan. . . ?

KHABAR DAAR miss call sehat ke lie muzahar hay
Tbiyat ziyada kharaab ho to fone ki jie
Tamam smsWALDAIN pohanch se door rakhain
Wazarat_e_TUM
Hukomat_e_HUM

ha ha ha ha ha ........................