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Alisha Khan

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Jan 05, 2007
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Alisha Khan

Pagaal

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 06:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Photos

Alisha Khan

Insaan Bhi Ajeeb Hai.

Insan Bhi Ajeeb Hai, Dua K Waqt Samjhta Hai K Allah Bohat Qareeb Hai Aur Gunah K Waqt Samjhta Hai K Allah Bohat Door Hai.

· 3 Like · Dec 17, 2016 at 12:12
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Alisha Khan

Ae Khuda.




· 2 Like · Nov 04, 2016 at 10:11
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Alisha Khan

Allah Ka Khaas Karam

· 0 Like · Feb 28, 2016 at 01:02
Category: photos
 
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Alisha Khan

Be Honest

· 0 Like · Nov 22, 2015 at 15:11
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Alisha Khan

Asus

Brands & Logos wallpapers

· 2 Like · Jul 01, 2015 at 18:07
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Poetry / 0

Alisha Khan

Mohabbat Ki Qasam Wo Aisa Nahin Tha

Mohabbat ki qasam wo aisa nahin tha

Wo apna tha magar lagta nahin tha

Najanay kion nah aya mujh say milnay

Zamanay say tu wo drta nahin tha

Tabassum ki buri adat thi us ko

Wo mujh ko dekh kr tu hansta nahin tha

Meray Dil main hai ab tak us ki ulfat

Wo mera tha, Meray jaisa nahin tha

· 1 Like · Apr 05, 2015 at 15:04
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Poetry / Poetry Sms

Alisha Khan

Aansu Ko Bahot Samjhaya Tanhai Me Aaya Karo

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hain
Isliye chale aate hain

· 1 Like · Mar 14, 2015 at 18:03
Category: poetry-sms
 
Sms / Funny

Alisha Khan

Automatically


Banta: yeh
AUTOMATICALLY Kya hota hai??????

Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, jab auto mein koi ganji larkija rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

hahaha

· 2 Like · Mar 13, 2015 at 17:03
Category: funny
 

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