Alisha Khan

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

Mohabbat ki qasam wo aisa nahin tha

Wo apna tha magar lagta nahin tha

Najanay kion nah aya mujh say milnay

Zamanay say tu wo drta nahin tha

Tabassum ki buri adat thi us ko

Wo mujh ko dekh kr tu hansta nahin tha

Meray Dil main hai ab tak us ki ulfat

Wo mera tha, Meray jaisa nahin tha

Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hain
Isliye chale aate hain

Banta: yeh
AUTOMATICALLY Kya hota hai??????

Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, jab auto mein koi ganji larkija rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.

hahaha